New Slave

The drinks they served were faggy shit like absinthe and other pretentious drinks. the bear nursed his drink grimacing as his taste buds vomited on each other. it reminded him of the cough syrup that his mother made him drink as a child.

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Portrait of the Autist

#1 of biographical stuffs first submission, a pretty pretentious introduction the coldest winter never bit so coldly at the young man's flesh, as the winter in his heart did.

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Coach's Boys - Chapter 11: Putting the Moo in Mooan

The rottweiler was referring to two wolves on the team, both of them very attractive yet had an alpha-type complex that seemed to be common for lupines, but it only made them seem like pretentious assholes.

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Two Halves of One Whole, Part Three

"you don't even have the damn phone yet and you're already acting more pretentious," askim muttered, hoping his words wouldn't reach her sensitive ears.

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The Coronation

To strut around and flaunt their wealth, pompous and pretentious as always. i have even been beaten within an inch of death by their paw. they are convinced that they are above us simply by being canine." rencor stood, his eyes boring into galien's.

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Tales of the Insatiable Curiosity: Cast Off

For not one but two new coffee house chains that have established themselves on multiple station levels, and the culinary arts institute was having a food festival that was likely going to have the majority of the attendance once festival-goers saw what pretentious

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One Night at the Cat House

Collectively known as the saga saga, an absurdly redundant title, each book sported a title that was somehow more pretentious than the last.

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Chapter One - Sodomy, Murder and Afternoon Tea

It's quite pretentious.' ‘funny, i thought pretentiousness was right up your street.' ‘many things go up my street, joseph. pretentiousness is not one of those things.' ‘huh...'

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Judging By The Cover

The canine didn't try to be poetic, hoping that his rumbling didn't become too pretentious. it was just something it suddenly came to his mind. "ying and yang? that's what you're saying?"

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4 - Contemplations on Divinity [Incomplete]

Martifia held up well, answering politely to the ghost's biased questions and pretentious tone, although it was clear to darzarath that the spirit's attitude was wearing thin on the woman's patience. "one last question, miss martifia."

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[Commission] Thievery: The Ruins of Expansion; or the criminal teacher and her flaming butt

How pretentious could he get? in any case, she had found it. the lesson plan. a piece of paper, apparently powerful enough to distinguish between good, proper teachers and medieval hasbeens. the plan went smoother than expected.

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