I know your secret John Rain
I was a security guard in the local zoo because I had lost my job and I needed money for living. So I accepted this night time job. Not just for the money if you ask me. It had advantages like I had access to animals. Because I was into animals to it...
Shinjinko the perverted fox
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Ellie's tentacles
This story is just a joke story and is not meant to be taken seriously, i wrote it to embarrass a friend by showing her.
Anum Chaos © – The Legend History 2004/5 – 2008
Anyhow, i lost then the real story and try than to make a joke-story - and bring them out in a german rpg forum for rpg-creators. it was funny to see the reactions! daft guys...anyways i still draw and learn to paint. so - "dark magicians" end here.
Cat Starter Mischief
Content warning: this story contains rough sex, teasing, size difference, minor cum inflation, and a very short mention of marijuana consumption (as a joke). story length: ~2700 words.
The Gift
After the hearty meal we all conversed in the living room telling jokes, stories of what was going on and such, just catching up. zane's mother brought over a home movie of my little rudderbutt in his younger years.
The illegals and the hatred!
For those of the left, liberals and illegal immigrants out there, this is supposed to be a joke story! so please don't take it seriously! anyway, enjoy the show! as the television got turned on, a sign appeared on the screen that said: ''squirrel news!"
Look At What You Made Me Do
#24 of side stories/one shots it's that time of year again, where for some reason i make a story that i usually don't make for april fools >>; and i don't mean a "joke story", for those of you who are new here (the only thing that's kind of a joke is the
A Surfboarder's Mentality
Told his share of jokes, stories, but on the inside, he was terrified. she'd been in control that night. she chose the movie, got their munchies, found their seats. even commented on his daze-like state, though he denied it.
I Will Protect You - Part 1 - A Winter to Remember
The group of seven canines was in the dining room, enjoying jokes, stories, and sandra's famous eggnog. the topic had eventually risen when austin, wes's dad, mentioned his son was gay.