Peanut Butter

We still got peanut butter, right, mom?" "have," emily corrected. "do we still have peanut butter, and yes, we do." if her son didn't want to spend extravagantly, she wasn't going to protest.

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Peanut Butter and Milkbones

But soon the peanut butter was gone and the dog was on holiday, eating out the husky's hole with abandon. kennedy stroked himself on all fours, using the peanut butter on his hand as a crude lubricant.

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Discovering My Boyfriend's Fetish

His magenta fur was covered in peanut butter for some reason too. he turned his head around to see who was there and when he saw me he said, "hi friedrich."

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Trusting Dragon

I smiled, beginning to unwrap my own peanut butter cup - i could smell the peanut butter already, and my tongue was just _itching_to taste that creamy chocolate.

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Martha Keeps a Secret

Martha whined to herself, "helen wants me to go, but there's peanut butter inside. i want to make helen happy, but i want peanut butter more! that means i prefer peanut butter."

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Home to my Guilmon.

"peanut butter, peanut butter!" the red lizard kept repeating, "where's my peanut butter, you promised!" the tongue snaked its way about danny's face again, who laughed aloud, "give my peanut butter now!" "okay, okay! let me up!"

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Detention (Otherwise Untitled)

He waved an arm freely into the otherwise empty room, "peanut butter doesn't spoil! it just becomes butterier!", his rambling exaltation continued.

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Housepets: Curse of the Werenut, Chapter Six

peanut yawned, and sat up.  he stretched and popped his neck before rubbing the sleepiness out of his eyes. "hey, peanut," grape said.  peanut's eyes opened wide, and he turned to look at her. "grape!" he shouted, half in shock, half in joy. 

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Housepets: Curse of the Werenut, Chapter Five

That was peanut's voice! help me...  i don't want to hurt anyone... "peanut!" she shouted, even though he was nowhere he could hear her. grape...  tarot...  grape... help me... tarot lowered her paw, cutting off peanut's voice, "now will you help us?"

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Housepets: Curse of the Werenut, Chapter Four

A beam of moonlight came through the kitchen window and struck peanut square in the chest.  even though it was just a ray of light, peanut doubled over in pain, as if the moon itself had punched him. 

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Pup Tent

Like a man possessed, i reached blindly for the peanut butter and slipped my paw straight into it, and without responding to the four-legged great dane, i clumsily spread the peanut butter over my sheath again. "siwwy!"

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