Testing Phase: Data Collection
"So... what do you think?" Mykksa stared at it, a skeptical furrow in her brow. "I dunno, Kajjex. It's... _a lot_." His ears drooped. "But not too much... right? I wouldn't have shown it to you if I thought it wouldn't fit. I figure I'd make...
I Just Wanted Something New
"what a fucking joke," i muttered to myself, not expecting anyone to hear. i tossed the quarter at the little compartment where you keep the change in your car, and missed. of course i didn't expect anyone to hear me, i was alone.
Just Once: Side Stories: Body-Positive
No, i'm not fucking joking. the reason she thought she was unattractive is because people said that everything about her body was ugly all the time, and that is beyond fucking bullshit.
Scared
Being the one who always makes sex jokes, and never laughs. little do my friends know that i'm dating kyle, none of them like him, but i love him. and he's the only one who has ever made me......smile.
A Lead Crown Contribution: Foul Attitude
Faula found there to be nothing funny about making sex jokes nonstop, and the few times he actually wasn't talking about sex he was running his mouth about something else that the wolf didn't care to hear.
We two: Dramatic kingdom pt.2/2 (The start of the aftermath)
"yeah he's not feeling to well after being strangled......so what, you're butch......shut up, he's smaller than you, jay was going really rough on him....you can be such an insensitive bitch you know.....you better be fucking joking too, it was serious stuff
Nathan's Lucky Days part 3 of 3
"fucking hell that was good" i said "and now nathan time for dinner" jane said "what we having" i said "bird and fox roast" she said while she got her claws out "jane i hope your fucking joking!"
While she's gone...
I knew he was blushing, he blushed whenever i made sex jokes like that. i got out of bed, threw on a tank top and some sweats and opened the door to my room. i stepped out and went across to the restroom.
Hirsune Pt. 17 - It's a Madhouse
Another sex joke. what's that make, fifty today so far?" "it's been a slow day." "besides," davin said, glaring at the human, "i'd've thought you, of all people, would be used to sex jokes by now." kylenus sighed.
Guile Foxblood
"he was a fucking joke." sontarian sneered. "i see." foxblood replied. "as a reward, i'll make you," guile pointed to the elf, "a potion that will enable your casted shadow spell to drain the life out of your foe and into you."
A New Member: A Paranormal Hunters Society Story
"don't you find the sight of me sweeping the floor a little weirder than me not making a sex joke?" i pointed it out. "somehow, that's less weird than you not riling me up with sex jokes." dean shrugged, still staring down at his phone. "seriously, bram.
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 1
"are you fucking joking me?" rave howled, "where the hell are we, big ears?! are you so thick you can't spell 'earth' on some bloody paperwork?" "what's your problem, now?" anar growled, composing himself and squaring up to his sort-of-friend.