It wasn't that the mouse hated the skunk flavored shish-kebab, but it was so spicy that it was irritating his eyes and messing with his sinuses.
"you sure you can handle that shish-kebab?" asked samuel.
Fart, Flatulence, Gay, M/M, Messy, Mouse, Rimming, Scat, Tiger, Watersports
Two plump orbs speared on her claws
like a shish-kebab.
but it could be worse.
at least he wasn't blue-balled.
or a eunuch (yet).
and dear god, that _tongue_:
wrapped around his throbbing shaft,
making his toes curl...
Cock And Balls Torture, Harsh, M/F, Poetry, ballbusting
But instead of a shish kabob, i was riding on his dick!
the next day proved no better as we waited for the curtain call. firmly planted on his-er-lap, and his squishy balls. beyond the red fabric, i heard the audience cheer.
Abduction, Anal, Bisexual, Bizarre, Comedy, Horse, Human, Humor, Mind Control, Rhyme, Stallion
"oh, shish kebabs!" i yelled. it was like the dragon had been eating raw sewage and had decided to vomit it at me -- and i got the horrible feeling that's exactly what it was.
but the dragon wasn't the only one with good reflexes.
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Magic, Mimes, Urban Fantasy, Young adult, clowns, hammer, hunter, masks, non-furry, psychopath
We had a last bitch-session in the tavern over shish-kebabs and cashews.
the next morning, i was bussed out of town and put onto a large "iron" spaceplane.
the ship was fucking huge.
Alien, Marsupial, War, thylacoleo
Without you, i would either be tailless or shish kabob," his tail giving a quick swish of happiness, "sorry for not telling you about being a dragon and all," his tail then drooping between his legs.
Dragon, Friendship, Male, Transformation
"don't get between me and a potential shish-kebab, kid! haaaaaaa!"
the mage flicked the disc forward into the air, where it halted and spun.
dirt from around the road shot towards it, as did several small rocks and a handful of branches.
Fox, Golem, Kitsune, Lion, Mage, Raccoon, summoner
I would have been shish kabob!" exile laughed, getting up.
"no time for that! let's move!" blitz replied, pulling exile backwards.
"guys follow me!" keith shouted "we're going to get surrounded!"
Action, Character Development, Doberman, Friendship, German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, Husky, Plot Development, Road Rovers
This fate was often worse, as the cruel, curved claw usually failed to pierce a vital organ, and sometimes even left the human skewered like a shish-kabob for a few steps.
Destruction, Foot Fetish, Gore, Macro, Male, Paws, Reptile, Violence
Of all the things he thought would happen today, having his balls almost turned into shish kebab was not one of them. how was this even allowed?
giving him a second to roll around, the beedrill floated toward him.
CBT, Cock And Balls Torture, Luxio, M/F, Pokemon, ballbusting