Gloryhole in One
I looked up at the wobbly ball coming my way through the air and took a few steps to the left to snatch it as it came down. "That's better!" I encouraged as I fired the football back across the yard to the hyena youngster. "Nice catch, too. I put a...
Pair of Jokers
I looked down at the cards in my hand for at least the fifth time, hoping that maybe if I just looked away for a moment and glanced back down that my lowly 9 High hand would magically transform into something better. It wasn't, and the glare from the...
Scratching That Itch
“So how do condoms even work with cat dicks?" The fork that fell from my paw clattered across the counter in the nearly empty lunch room as I tried to register if Eric had really just blurted that out. With a deep...
Dear John
It all started with the most innocent of things: a kiss goodbye. It hadn't been a great kiss, just a typical peck on the lips from a couple in a stale relationship. It was more automatic than romantic at that point. I offered an equally automatic...
The Twisted Vine
I licked my lips, purring softly as my most recent customer pulled his britches back up, the taste of his musky spunk delightfully fresh in my mouth. I couldn't resist a smug smirk. He, like many a John before him, had questioned receiving a...
Dirty Dishes and Porn
I heard myself groan before my eyes even opened to the morning light. It was that fucking smell, again. Corey was a nice guy, really, but his roommate skills sucked. Just because that ram lacked the sensitive nose that I had didn't really give him any...
Rodents of Unusual Size
Ten dollars and thirty-five cents an hour. That sounded pretty good when he'd taken the job. After all, the fox was only making minimum wage before, and anything was an upgrade over that state of affairs. To be fair, making double digits at his job...
The Number
The Number I dared a glance down at what was going on. It was hard to see in the dimly lit corner of the room we were in, and that obnoxiously fluffy husky tail wasn't helping. I admit I was a bit jealous of such tails, in comparison to my own...
Cat Call
It was one of those days. It wasn't just that it was a shitty workday-it was-it was one of those days where I couldn't concentrate on anything except the anticipation of that next text message. As the almost unnoticeable damp spot in the front of my...
Bookstore Stag
You ever have that place that you pass by nearly every single day, think it looks interesting, but never manage to actually go into? Of course you do. You're probably picturing it right now, aren't you? For me it was The Book Nook, an unassuming shop...
Riding Shotgun
Riding Shotgun The open air. It's why he went Westwards in the first place, and it still hadn't lost its charm. Blue skies dotted by the occasional fluffy white cloud as far as the eye could see. A bump in the 'road', as it was optimistically called,...
Home on the Range
Bump, bump, bump, bump. The consistency of the cracks in the rural road was uncanny. Each one gave my little car a slight jolt, and between that and the thumping sound it was almost hypnotic in a way. Any fear of dozing off though was allayed by...