Keeping Up
"are you really that butthurt over it?" "does it look like i'm butthurt?" tull said, then added, "don't answer that" before the coyote could interject. he knew what he was feeling was immature at best, but it was okay to be justified in that, wasn't it?
The Loves of a Sea God Chapter 1
I was on a beach with my brother, for my parents we're on a business trip, so they said me and my brother could go to the beach if we liked. What happened later tonight, I did not expect. Oh! Yeah, my name is Markus, and my brother's name is Tomas....
Unwanted
They also had a habit of sending butthurt hatemail once you trounced them. sure enough, my xbox beeped to notify me of a message from xx-thenoscope-xx. "magic spamming parry-faggot. next time fight me without resorting to n00b tricks."
the otter princess and the kangaroo and her eggs
[17:49:44](>) **teral puts dobie on butthurt island.
Getting Sticky- for Laruf
We stopped and ate snacks at the top, which was uncomfortable and gave me butthurt as there was nowhere to sit. but that's not the point, the point is what happened after we got back. we arrived home and he opened the door for me, ushering me in.
Vengeance
I will not apologize to those who are butthurt by the story's idea. my inspirations were exhausted, and i lost my ability to write within those months. i deeply apologize.
Trope-tan's big adventure
"lol, u butthurt \>83" "please stop that, or our alliance will end right here. anyways, i would love watching you two being horribly destroyed, but i have articles to supervise. see all of you in hell."
Change of Paces (Chapter Two)
Thanks to kuro and others that helped me sit through the 4-5 hour car trip, saved me a bit of butthurt.
Goldenmane Chapter VII: Diplomacy for Dummies
The butthurt came through loud and clear. "i have a phd..." "...from harvard. i know. you know who else went to harvard? natalie portman...you come from the same school as padme. suck on that kitty." the whiny butthurt was back.
Just Once: the Morning After
"at least you know to take my behavior into account, aside from, you know, you being a prejudiced, repressive asswipe" wesha had the face of insurmountable butthurt upon her visage as she sat down in her seat.
Pointy haired middle management 1
Please dont get overly butthurt about the politics, its not the sole/main focus of the story series and the views here are mine and are made up. so any butthurt can feel free to buy an ice dildo. booty cumming later on.
The Long Gift—Chapter 21
"one that leaves your enemy butthurt... literally." jaime laughs hard at his own joke. leneth and kurt follow suit. when the laughter's over, leneth grabs jaime's hand and brings him into the shower with her.