Thursday's prompt 05/07/15, Beauty
See, i'm legit and most of the local yokels know me. she downs her drink in one gulp and turns to me. "i'm off duty for another 45 minutes. wanna go for a roll?" felines. gotta love them. i finish my beer. "why the hell not."
05 - Point of View
It's hot as heck, but that keeps the number of yokels down. the people you meet in the back country then are serious about the wild, and much nicer to be around." "i can dig that." he paused...
The Lead Crown, Ch 7.6 Thaddius
"i came to have you address several edicts and decrees, thaddius... and i find you prancing about like some thoughtless, lowborn yokel on first spring's day."
Zion: Light of the New Moon Part 2, Ch 2.2 Doen
"they've made poor choices because they're stupid yokels." the ferret scowled. "i like the idea."
Renaissance Unfaire
He was literally slapping his knees like the yokels i used to see on the country comedy shows my grandma would put on the tv when i visited her as a kid.
Road Trip Gone Awry (Part 2)
Miles kept the leash tight and pulled downward so Randall had trouble standing up straight. Randall was surprised to see the building lifeless except for the four of them. This was not good, he thought. Finally they came to a room that looked like a...
Haunt Chapter 3: The Posh Hat
You and this fine young yokel are no longer useful to this country. you've proven that to me. i figured our food reserves would be better squandered on someone else. it wasn't my call anyway. why don't you bring it up with the king?"
Harpy ~ The Chase
He couldn't let these yokels have one up on him. garrett turned his attention back to the scene in front of him.
New Age Heroes: Chapter One
"we only serve ale and soft drinks here, none of that fancy pansy crap" she sighed and muttered "typical backwater yokel" to herself. "fine, two pints of ale sir" as the landlord began to pull the pints; the smaller figure lowered the hood of her cloak.
Deep Conditioning - Chapter One
He shuddered, then stared slack-jawed like some yokel from the hills, as his mind processed this startling revelation. "you're a - " he began, then words failed him. "yes sir," replied the collie, inclining her head in a slight bow.
Snowlit Dawn - Book 2 Chapter 5
{but, on that note... given the new situation, i think it's best we hold off on pups until my new division has the stupid yokels under control.}
Bar Jocks: Story One, Part One
"you must excuse my get-up," he said, brushing a thick paw of a hand across his suit, "but i have found that to impress the yokels one must dress to the nines."