Zion: Light of the New Moon Part 2, Ch 2.2 Doen
"they've made poor choices because they're stupid yokels." the ferret scowled. "i like the idea."
Saving My Dinosaur Pilot from a Lynch Mob
One pot-bellied yokel screams and holds up a machete but doesn’t move to attack the girls. chris sees his opportunity and strikes him right in the stomach. the man doubles over, dropping his weapon.
Road Trip Gone Awry (Part 2)
Miles kept the leash tight and pulled downward so Randall had trouble standing up straight. Randall was surprised to see the building lifeless except for the four of them. This was not good, he thought. Finally they came to a room that looked like a...
Deep Conditioning - Chapter One
He shuddered, then stared slack-jawed like some yokel from the hills, as his mind processed this startling revelation. "you're a - " he began, then words failed him. "yes sir," replied the collie, inclining her head in a slight bow.
Renaissance Unfaire
He was literally slapping his knees like the yokels i used to see on the country comedy shows my grandma would put on the tv when i visited her as a kid.
Harpy ~ The Chase
He couldn't let these yokels have one up on him. garrett turned his attention back to the scene in front of him.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Thirteen
As the muttering yokels moved to either side of the street, revaramek saw men familiar red and blue tabards beyond them. “ooh, mirelle, look, i’m important enough to qualify to have the village guard watch over me. how exciting!”
No Refund!
He dug his index finger into the farmer's chest and shouted at him at the top of his voice: "now listen to me you yokel! how am i supposed to sell that again? huh? she's not even worth the shirt she's wearing.
05 - Point of View
It's hot as heck, but that keeps the number of yokels down. the people you meet in the back country then are serious about the wild, and much nicer to be around." "i can dig that." he paused...
Hometown: Rough Ride
At least these yokels had manners. i wouldn’t say no to more help packing and cleaning. my pace is faster than usual thanks to my stress. fucking dad, fucking jim, fucking everyone.
The waning days...
That netted him a pretty profit... with that money plus the amount the yokels had paid him to neuter them! he'd have plenty to sit up a new office in some other quite place.
The Lead Crown, Ch 7.6 Thaddius
"i came to have you address several edicts and decrees, thaddius... and i find you prancing about like some thoughtless, lowborn yokel on first spring's day."