Man, F*ck Your Friend Zone!

_goddammit daren, you've already friend zoned me up the wazoo, the last thing i need is you leading me on now! i already have to deal with one nine out of ten teasing me all the time... or would scott be a ten?

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Mortality Check

He was surprised at how much the team had grown to be more of a band of brothers in the combat zone then they had ever been back in garrison.

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Bully 1 & 2

Hello there! My story is a little short, so I'll just put both parts in. George was just a normal 12-year-old husky, going out to the park to play with his friends. When he got to the park, he didn't see his friends, he saw the towering Doberman...

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The Dog Zone

"welcome...." he went on theatrically, trailing a half-circle with his arm "....to the dog zone!" amy smiled.

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Comfort Zones

#1 of comfort zones "almin and musser..." hmm...connor almin...the quiet otter with glasses. i could do worse for a presentation partner. as everyone inadvertently did when mr.

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Comfort Zones

Hey, weasels and wombats (and everyone else :3). It's me, your friendly faggish fhyena who favors forced f-alliteration. If you're new to this nonsense and searching for a sappy series of gregarious gayness, do not despair! Look to the left; Episode 1...

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Comfort Zone

Kiel once asked me what it was like to be an introvert. I hadn't answered him then. I knew what he wanted to hear, which meant I had to pick between a lie and a wrong answer. I didn't want a fight, so I said nothing--acted like I hadn't heard him. We'd...

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The O-Zone

The o-zone! this vignette was written for handofblades as part of my themed patreon request day for the month of september 2018.

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A Safe Zone

It's my safe zone, it's a quiet home, i'm happy there, all alone... it's my mind's home, where i roam, all alone, a safe zone...

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Comfort Zone

You stay inside your comfort zone, stick to your tags, and know the ending to each story before you've read the first word. now, let's see. . ." she withdraws her hands and looks at your face, beaming.

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Friend Zoned

She might have put him in the friend zone but as he started to pull down those blue briefs he started to think it was a blessing in disguise. he'd never gotten off on cocks, not even animated ones, but justin's was like a forbidden fruit.

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