Jack of Diamonds: A Jack Crane Story
Fucking christ. ana laughed at my predicament, and i hung my head. today is not my fucking day. she placed her chin on my shoulder, replacing the gun and murmured, "big man's a little too big for his britches it seems."
On the Road
"jesus christ! you‘re the freak wolf thing." the cabbie exclaimed, stepping away and raising his hands, as if it would shield him from the wolf.
Chapters 3+4
As you may know, hogvarts vas founded by satan when jesus christ vas born. after he built the castle he hired four random roman soldiers to guard ze castle and prepare the eventual arrival of the anti-christ.
Xavier's First Time
The fox was yelling "oh christ, yes, fuck me hard you big stud! fuck i want it baby, just pound me." with that last comment xavier couldn't hold back anymore.
Playing God Part 1:
Oh christ... sarah...wake up, for god's sake! pl...please! " her head _ached_. "oh no . . . no, no, no... this can't be happening! sarah!"
Bastards! Chapter 1 - Meet the Freak on the Leash
christ. y'see vinnie? see what happens when you fu-" "i'm in no mood for big lebowski quotes, bug!!" "just tryin to lighten the mood, man...
Something More //Chapter 1
christ, keep an eye on that girl triss. she's set for world domination with a brain like that." "hah, i'll bet." sneered triss, relaxing a little. "how's work been?"
Lovelocked - ultimate unfinished story framework accent core plus r
christ. anon. i need you. i know i've royally fucked it up if i've busted this note out. i'm sorry. just, please. bottom of my heart. i swear.
Sydney Alone
"jesus fuckin' christ!" flynn said, rushing towards sydney. the otter barely looked at him and injy before passing out. \*\*\* sydney woke up in the hospital. "oh thank fuck you're awake!"
group therapy Part 7
christ, how many times this las' week have ye asked me that?" the cats eyes twitched and he stared dead-ahead.
Roller-Coaster Ride
"yeah, but christ that hurt. and you were bitching about the detonator," he muttered. "i like my own detonator," the grey otter replied.
Knot In My Tummy • art/story collab with Lumi
To fucking sashay down the hall and take a piss in the bathroom across from my pad, and leave the fucking door open, and, christ, fucking _smile_ at me while you haul your slab out and take a whizz?