[Karma's Fate] - New Beginning (Chpt. 1)
I managed to get steady grades and make a couple of friends, but most of them were douches. my parents constantly nagged at me on how low i'm doing in school and how i should socialize a lot more.
Champion's Reward
He always wore a pair of shorts with some hoodie, which proved he was a douche from going out in ninety degree weather like that. "um, no. you're not. sorry, but i'm the best in the underground bitch."
A Dream of Dolphins: Breaking Point
Knowing that materialistic douche, he'll be creaming his pants once he hears i got an inside man. you're going to raise this place higher than i did to that dolphin's cock." “hah hah. very funny.' “it was supposed to be. we done here?"
Working Hard book 2 part 7
I'd hate to turn into the kind of douche bag that just calls for sex...
The Chosen One’s Awakening: Prologue: The Chosen One’s Sacrifice and the Fall of Man.
Ash lightly punched him in the side and said "and you've changed a lot from when you were a giant overbearing douche. we've both matured though, so let's just put the past behind us and call it what it was, childish bickering."
David's Start of a New Adventure (Ch.8 - Awww So Close! xD)
'if i ever see that douche bag again, i swear to god i'll slit his fucking throat, burn his corpse, and then piss on the ashes.' david thought. okay, he was aware that he over exaggerated that thought, but he can't help it.
Put up or shut up PT4
Miss douches eyes widened a little bit when she reads the update for breyer. breyer notices the reaction of miss douche, "yeah i know i won't be able to go to my normal seat."
Fudge Camp 2
He glanced about, seeing the empty and near empty bottles dumped across the room and the discarded personal douches that always reminded him of a miniature turkey baster.
Earth's New Masters Chapter 26 Gofer's Tale Part 2 Royally Screwed
Sometimes fred is such a douche bag." i had no idea what a douche bag was but it didn't sound like a compliment. when we were alone together ralph sometimes treated me like i was almost a human.
Tito's First Love
Oh-hey babe.what are you doing with this douche?c'mon,follow me."ace stated.he pushed winnie towards his posse's direction."h-hey!leave me alone!stop it!"
Things vaginas are called
Little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold, red bread, meat locker, douche
A Visit To The Veterinarian
Actually, i think i know what the propper term for him is now: he's a " **douche canoe**".