Winter Illusions

They had camped out in front of the chinese theater the week before to make the most out of the premiere of the hobbit movie, and they had made more money than jonathan usually made from fixing cars in his garage in a month.

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I.O.U.

I meant if you were the tip-top hobbit you usually are how would you even fathom getting your hands on me?" he snarled, head cocked. --- john grunted in pain as moriarty gripped him. "you're too fucking eager, that's how. just like sherlock.

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Smoldering Synthetics

"the hobbit--" "gnome." "--gnome said we'll know it when we see it." he frowned. "maybe these directions do suck." he shrugged. "whatever. your eyes right, mine left, here we go." they had reached the fork and of course, they turned left.

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Witchcraft and Wings

Her ears had started to point, the tips still just barely rounded as the cartilage had begun to twist, the current form looking like a tolkien hobbit.

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From Pleasure to Paradise

They were at the stage of a lord of the rings hobbit, human at the base with a prominent tip that shot out of his hair. fortunately, his long brown locks were enough to hide things for now, even if it made him look awkward.

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Miranda Fox COllection

While i was at it, i also bought a "star trek" t-shirt with some jeans, the entire "harry potter" and "hunger games" novel collection, and the "lord of the rings" and "hobbit" extended editions. and i still had $250 to burn.

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Fang Struck

It gave me a moment o truly look about this hobbit's hole of a shop. it was crowded, cluttered, and unorganized, at least to my own eyes, it wasn't pretty in the slightest but i knew enough about karma to hold my own tongue.

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The Gorgon Experience Verse I

She was baiting me, quoting the hobbit back at me. she moved forward a bit, remaining on the raised part of the floor, her nakedness displayed with pride. the snakes writhed in her hair, in constant motion.

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Canimorphs: Daedelus

"i look like a fuckin' hobbit." his feet were simply _enormous_, almost as big as his head. thick, brown fur covered them entirely while his nails had blackened and started to curl into claws. hope seemed lost... until he looked up.

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Garden of Greens (Anthology)

Stash under the bed the next time she wasn't looking \>you hope she has some funyuns hidden under there, you love those salty little bastards dennys dragon a dragon anthro enters a lasting despair when dennys™ stops serving the promotional menu for the hobbit

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Lone Wolf on Campus

He settled down on a couch, watching a marathon of the hobbit movies, waiting for his quarry to return.

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Time and Space to Grow (Commission for Kwandry)

"like what is this, a house for hobbits? are we in some lord of the rings kind of theme park?" the meerkat continued. "zakryn?" "what's next? are we gonna see some wizards and elves stroll by and-" "zakryn!" kanna bellowed.

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