Dewie Doesn't Do!
By the way, those aren't real quotes at all; let's make sure that it is known the above statement was all said in satire. even though cold turkey is a talented author he has yet to be recognized by new york times or rolling stones magazine.
Gex and Rez - Guess What Time It Is
**_"that's, s-satire, you have to-nnngh!
No Laughing Matter-Hyena TF
Now, today in class i'm going to have us read one of his more well-known satire poems, 'the imperfect enjoyment' out of our textbook.
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Lydia interjected before anyone else could, voice soft but dire, though it held an obvious tone of satire. "gang rape, huh? yea... can't trust anyone in an orange jump suit these days." henry elbowed the girl, who grinned in response.
Hirsune Pt. 17 - It's a Madhouse
Everyone was alarmed and offended by this, until ky, who'd always been a fan of the colbert report, explained the nature of the comedian's satirical style of news reporting.
Test of a Friendship
The two satiric friends stood eagerly as groped the other, as ken tried his best to begin to mount goat style. dale leaned forward, his head held low, as ken mounted dale and in a second found his goal.