Beyond Friendship is Magic
I thought these were fresh cucumber slices! aloe, please replace these with cucumber slices!" rarity pleaded. i shook my head, not expecting her to take what i said literally.
The Last Fox Hunt Of Britain
We'll have some of those cucumber sandwiches and apple tea you so faithfully have fetched me." she muses, giving in to her failure. she was still close enough, that she could see if he moved out of his bush of stinging misery.
Whole Lotta Bull
Cool as a cucumber, waylon slid his hands into his jacket pockets and craned his head back to meet lorraine's beady, angry eyes. his smile couldn't have been any more charming, which actually made her want to knock his teeth out.
The Town Whore: Aftercare
He triumphantly held up a worn plastic bag filled with carrots and cucumbers. "would you mind if we...?" "sorry, tj," i said while closing the door shut, "but i'm not accepting any clients for a couple weeks."
The Lion, the Witch, the Water Closet, the Pointy Sticks, the Beavers, the Archduke Ferdinand, and the Other Things that Happened
The decision of pickle's name was left up to his father, who happened to be a cucumber farmer and pickle crafter. he was adept at pickling all sorts of things, from cucumbers to deviled eggs to small lawn ornaments.
Forced Entry (SFW Vers, Commission)
She had gotten home from a stressful day at work and crashed, making a quick cucumber salad and collapsing in bed, leaving everything all a mess to be cleaned up the next day: counters, knives left out, little shavings of cucumber...
The Dragon Warrior's Greatest Meal
I was calm as a cucumber. staggering, i made my way quietly back to town. it wasn't exactly hard to avoid anyone, as it was so dark. quietly, i crept through town and stood at the base of the steps at the jade palace.
Sheep and Wolf ch 02
"cucumbers perhaps?" he had just arrived at his door when suzy stepped out of her door. 'oh, hi gary.' she said, closing her door. 'i was just going out to the store.'
Chances : Chapter 3
Tiredly he stuck his nose into fyren's neck, taking in the scent of fresh cucumbers, the wolf smiled as he fell into deep sleep, his mind unable to hold conciseness any longer.
The Beach
If you have to guess, you'd say he is on his way to life as a sea cucumber. you can't possibly imagine a worse fate, unable to see, to hear, or touch.
Intoned, Temptation
"cucumber." "ah?" her voice lowered, cooing. just slightly gravelly, in a tomboyish-seeming tone, "just a stand-in. but _next_ time," she paused for a breath, "i... wan-t... y-ou." "_ach.. mein engel_..." "prom-_ise_...?"
How to Train Your Dolphins
Just grip their base like you would a...cucumber or something." george groaned, rising from the painful crouch. "why would i strangle cucumbers?" "no reason whatsoever," veristra said.