Earning His Stripes, Part 4
He was unsure if she was normally this predatory (pun intended) or if it was all of the forms she was trying out. he found it hard to believe that they all could be this sensual, but evidence dictated otherwise.
Recollection
No more puns i promise." "good, i was afraid i'd have to arrest you for being a smart-ass..." luna said, and evans ears flopped against his head as he laughed.
Journal of Shadows 2
The pun not lost on any of them, bengali is forced to groan along with allen. "anyway, oreo's bad bad pun aside, we really do need to talk about the fight the other night. what do you remember about it?"
Pokemon, A Night Before Christmas.
** "punny?"
Getting the Job
"uniform question for applicants," shi replied with a smile like shi'd just made an incredible pun. he blinked. "...riiiiight." pearly white teeth flashed in a grin at him.
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt 98 1/2
**“punny…lop…lop…unny…pun…lopunny…lo…pun…unny…lop?"** [you sure you can manage her, especially with the size of her ego?] lopunny chuckled, soliciting a venomous glare from the slightly sticky espeon.
Risk
"hey watch it, any more puns like that and i'll get jalapeno face." his face twisted into a look of genuine anger. though bryce knew that twinkle in his eyes too well. that was always his tell.
My life with blaziken chapter 2
Then i came, my dick exploding into her like a volcano (fire pun, i'm fucking hilarious), then she came, her walls clamping like the jaws on a trapinch, squeezing so much it almost hurt, milking me for all i had as she rode on cloud eight.
Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 3
Texas: insert baseball-related pun here!
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt103
**“lopunny…lop…unny…pun…lop…unny…punny…lop”** [arceus that was hot, we going to have to wreak him tonight] bunny noted, her eyes still bulging from the performance her trainer had just given.
A Different Kind of Training - part 13
“not the puns!" i exclaimed. my dad loved his puns, and with the new revelation about out common interest in pokemon, i could already see how today was gonna go. i'd be blushing a lot, and everyone else would be getting a lot of laughs. “yes the puns!"
Taking on the Alpha (request for werewolfjedi on FA)
The wolf looked at his principal with wide eyes at the sexual pun. oh god... a sexual pervert is running the place? the bell rang. the horse looked up at the clock, and nodded. "okay, baylith. you're free to go."