Some Dildos Aren't Toys

It was a red, tapered head sticking out of the white peanuts. he blinked, not having ordered two dildos perhaps they had made a mistake. it was definitely a score for him!

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Lavender Haze

Charlie grabbed a jar of 'white chocolatey wonderful' peanut butter, unscrewing the lid. swirling ej's kiddie spoon inside, she scooped peanut butter into her maw, eating it like it was ice cream. "mm! mmm." the squirrel smacked her lips. "oh!

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Cutie Academy - Chapter 1 "Over the Wall"

peanut butter buttermilk pancakes with buttermilk syrup! oh how i loved the aromatic smell of peanut butter and buttermilk teasing at my nostrils. i jumped out of bed, put on a shirt, and made my way down to the kitchen.

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L.A.F.F. Pups Episode 1: Enter the Kellster

"w...would you like some cookies and peanut butter?" asked kellster. "sure," said sombra. "thank you," said ziggo. behind the fence, aniro, nitro, silver, and tommyfox were still watching from behind the fence.

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Watch Your Words - Anthro Rabbit TF

"suppose you could also mix some peanut butter in. that goes well, doesn't it?" she offered a suggestion, hoping that some good-natured suggestion might convince shade to undo what she'd done.

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The Pig Pen

Jasper moved on to the bagels next, smeared thick with peanut butter. as his teeth cut through the creamy layer of brown and dug into the fluffy bagel, he moaned.

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The Time Has Finally Come

One cup peanut butter and an egg. it's the best recipe for peanut butter cookies."

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Bad Form (tf, f/werewolf, gettin' swole)

The banana and peanut butter she ate beforehand was burnt up by the sudden onset of a pump from hell. this body did its damnedest to eat all her gains. her stomach grumbled.

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Glory Hole

The drunker the patrons are, the less likely they're going to notice a mouse snatching peanuts or pretzels off their tables. most places have free taxi service if you act like you're drunk enough, and some of them won't even care if you don't.

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Daily Tale 07/24/14: Sick Day

Two cookie and cream candy bars and one was peanut and caramel bar. "geez... i'll buy one off of you for a dollar." "alright then. but give me the bag after."

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Insomnia

Parents responded with narcotic sleep aids throughout the school year, but this being summer, she was free to do as she pleased while she was awake, and this night, she'd wandered down to the kitchen, and on her way back to her room with a mouth full of peanut

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