[SFW] Squirrelly Days #016 - Yineh
Yineh: huh, didn't see that coming... no offense li-li, but i have a hard time seeing you beating pet-su at anything she'd be willing to do on a full moon.
Snake Lords of the Desert 43
If the lions pushed too hard, overcommitting to an offensive, there wouldn't be enough numbers to hold back any sort of counterstrike from the skunks. if he was in command, that would be what he would wait for.
Surface: Doomed Planet-Excerpt 12-Resorcue Management
"that means the rest of us will go and try to retrieve the trucks", magellan said, "minus you alcatraz, no offense."
101 Dalmatians Spanking
Yelled lucky, "how many stripes can a guy get in one day for the same offense?" his father answered, "first of all, i am your daddy, and i will decide how many stripes you get for the heinous offense that you committed today!
Zion: Light of the New Moon, Ch 5.3 Bannihar
Conversely (defense goes down if the number is high; offense goes down if the number is low).
His Secret Life: Section One
Finally, in an attempt to keep this story as realistic as possible, i have employed language that may be very offensive to many members of my audience, especially those of you who are of homosexual preference. i apologize for any real offense.
The gutpunching home - Part 2
To recover his advantage, he goes on the offensive again. this is convenient for kommo-o because he can focus on blocking or dodging the hits and then counter with jabs.
Venom: Beautiful Killers Part 7
She is so into the moment that it probably escapes her how offensive she is probably coming across to the interviewer. she tries to calm herself. "i'm sorry." she takes a few more breaths.
André the Heliolisk vs. Fito the Hawlucha
"the best defense is a good offense," they say. and he will try that. he goes after the hawlucha.
Writing Commissions, Types, and Pricing
And/or digestion ~ mind control never: ~ snuff and obsessive murder ~ paedophilia ~ scat, urine, and vomit ~ racism and discrimination (if it pertains to reality or any group outside the story) ~ anything that is highly offensive
Dividend We Stand
Also i do not mean to be offensive to anyone. midnight november the fifth 1866. ten miles from the mississippi river.
Pet Slave Ch 1: Welcome to Hell
Those who commit other transgressions will be punished as follows: first offenses will be given a second tail.