Man's Best Friend
However… “this is definitely not what i fucking imagined…" he gently facepalmed himself before rubbing his eyes. “i wanna go home, cuddle with my boys, watch a movie… maybe pig out on some ice cream… yeah, ice cream sounds really good right now."
Oh, College: Definitely the First Time
Then the bull facepalmed and walked away. then jesha walked up to them and asked "do you mind if i join you two?
Misunderstanding
.** **gaomon facepalmed. _luckily he is not my master._ he thought.** **_so, masaru has become a gay? that's good news for me._** **touma thought.** **_masaru is a gay?
Sparky The Hedgehog.
Sonic facepalmed and shook his head.
The way she hunted me: The proposal
The leader pressed on "d'aaw" chimed in the girl's comrades i facepalmed as the girls turned to each other to make me and mary's wedding plans. i didn't want to be part of the conversation so i took out my phone for a game.
Army of Shadows: Chapter 1
.** _i groaned and facepalmed. "you do know i didn't understand a word of what you just said, right?"_ **all in good time, young one, all in good time.** "_screw this, i'm getting answers right here, right now." i said as i turned towards the door.
Karen's Diary
My partner joel hirch is the most useless, facepalmingly useless cop the zpd has ever seen! seriously, what else can you say about a cop who would rather listen to music (death metal even!) than actually contribute to stopping bank robbers?
Chapter 27: Anna's Conflict.
Mark says, facepalming while shaking his head. "silly me." "ah yes. i heard you mentioned that ocean before but never questioned why you wanted to go there, for some reason..." jimmy says, putting his nail against his chin.
Apprehended
Arci facepalmed and rubbed his gloved palm across his snout with exasperation. "no i mean... what? do i throw him at the pigs with a sign taped to his chest saying what he did like i'm pet shaming or what?"
Reaching for the Stars - Chapter 16: Homosexual Poultry
"max," andy started, making max facepalm. "i command you to kiss tom!" the shepherd took a glance at tom. the wolf's face was mortified and he almost dropped the plastic bag he was carrying. "_apa?!_" max wanted the earth to consume him.
Love Me As If There Were No Tomorrow (Chapter 10)
\>she looks at the lock, then her gun, and facepalms.(facepaws?) \>"why didn't i think of that..?", she mutters as she draws her gun and shoots the lock. \>you smile and look over the lock again. \>"yeah, that did it."
Lonesome no More
Alex mentally facepalmed. of course the guy was wondering. "uh, what happened? i don't exactly recall." truthfully, alex didn't want to recall. it was too painful to think about. "oh, i guess that explains the whole dog tail and... stuff.