Monday Morning Rail
This is my foray into more coarse writing, and stepping outside my comfort zone of witty, cheery people engaging in witty, cheery fits of sexual intercourse.
Potions and Palm Trees: Preliminary Procedure
"insert witty knot related comment here." he said, before breaking down in gentle laughter, each movement of his body squeezing and tugging on the knot.
Dawn's Silhouette
October wanted to spill his frustrations, to throw her off, to at least bark an annoyed-yet-witty one liner at her - but all he could manage past the uncaring burdens of sleep was a single, plaintive... "...hrf!?"
Transformation Casino
'hah, where are the witty remarks now?' crimson thought to himself victoriously, feeling certain of his chances to win. "well, there's still a small chance you could lose, or even tie." myu sat back and crossed her arms over her tits.
Scrolls of Etheria - Chapter 1
He wanted it to be witty, something genuinely funny, and something that would put the orc in his place and - the last thing that roka saw was the ogre's large wooden club colliding with his head. "damn it" he thought.
Reconnect Part IV
"your fault for being such a goon," veronica said, trying to sound witty, only coming off as tired. "shit, kahnso. what are we doing?" "dunno," kahnso replied. he pulled her close, held her against his burly chest.
A Little Less Counselor, A Little More Concubine 2
You have only tasted the hint of the deluge to drown your witty tongue." "ah, then allow me, master of mine, to use a more appropriate tool to drain you, so i need not drown and thus enjoy this again."
Good Sissies Don't Cum - Prologue [Comm]
At first it had been a little awkward, occasionally missing the target entirely causing his boss, a burly badger fur with a quick grin and witty sense of humor, to snicker and comment on how he could correct himself.
Authors - Ch 9 Crassius Curio
"did you think that was witty?" casta shrugged and returned to sit beside quill-weave. "well, at least it wasn't what you thought it was going to be about, right?" "thank the gods for small favors, no. nobody humped the guar.
Bookstore Stag
I was going to say something witty, i really was, but just as soon as i thought i had something i felt a firm pat on my rump. this guy was fucking good.
Ch11 Changes
All the witty banter on the phone before was just that. his parents were about as hot on their kids finding proper mates and having kids, but in different ways.
The Night CH.1
She was witty, pretty, and had a smooth style." i opened the doors to the firewater, and took a seat at the bar. i sat next to a man who was obviously a messenger.