Family Matters - 1
"could be worse... at least he doesn't stink of catnip or pussy..." ~23 years ago~ _ _ _"ice... what the hell are you doing back here? you know your old dad will shit himself if he thinks you've done another runner from... ice?"
The Cat's Stroll 21
Kyu cao quickly deducted that it had to do with the devilish catnip they'd discovered before. and after personally seeing its effects, he actually couldn't find the bull's actions exaggerated. but there was something that picked the cat's interest.
The Akira Chronicle Pt 2
"akira, this is the catnip; we are here to escort you to kittyhawk station", "i was under the impression we could not enter catian space" bobby replied "we'll be brief" the catnip replied "josh, set course for kittyhawk station" bobby ordered
Housewarming
He dropped the packet of ursoplus catnips to the counter. i chuckled. "well you do come well-prepared..." i chuckled as the small pile of prophylactics formed.
Rescued
The cat seemed in a better mood after getting the catnip. pulling rolls from his bag, he wrapped pete's foot before wetting and setting the plaster cast. he finished the cast with an adhesive wrap.
A Deep Itch to Scratch
He mashed his face into the gargantuan tricep like a cat being offered catnip. "you wanna do it right here?" rumble reached around the noxian with his other hand and grabbed a hold of the other yordle's globular cheek.
:ALTERED BEASTS: -A New Life Pt.1-
Public nudity is totally acceptable as well as sex in public, mild narcotics are legal - pot, poppers, catnip, wolfsbane, etc. - but you can get arrested by me or my deputies if we catch you driving under the influence! foul language isn't frowned upon.
The Shorn Pride
It felt like he'd gotten into some really great catnip. he laughed as cinnier stepped aside again, and he could see himself in the mirror again. he might have been a touch shorter, but it was hard to tell.
Alchemical Malpractice
The moment his pure seed splashed across the cat’s insides, he gained an intense craving that was immediately satisfied, like a feline discovering catnip for the first time.
Leftovers for Valentines
"...most effective of the plants, even more than catnip..." "...produces a euphoric effect on cats, and may increase libido..."
Rogue's Fever II
Enjoy, and if i sound high, i might have taken too much catnip ;). (joking, this cat's sober) rogue's fever ii school is never a fun thing. i exhale my patented sigh and walk about the hallways. school's almost over, isn't it?the clock says so...
Inx'hera
My blood would have been boiling if i knew where damien was, my race was affected by catnip quite a bit more than the average tabby cat and it was banned on our home planet according to data logs i had read a few months ago.