A Jock In A Strange Bed
"that...that was some of the most boring sex i ever had," the tiger rumbled.
Undercover Observations
As with all male canines and under normal and boring mating circumstances, it would have been now that we would typically form a tie with our partner in order to empty our prostate glands with rhythmic, electrifying spurts.
Ruby's True Side
This was the most boring sex i ever had. good riddance, i say." ruby clenched her eyes. but instead of cutting her throat, the wolf opened the cuffs.
Preview - Third Date with a Werewolf
"if i wanted boring sex, i wouldn't have dated a werewolf." i mouthed the last word instead of saying it aloud: she got really nervous when i dropped the w word in public. "i want you to destroy me with that, ahem, you keep in your pants."
Black and White
He was just in it for the attention, not the sex: every experience that he could remember resulting from a bar pickup had always been drab and boring sex-for-the-sake-of-saying-i-fucked-fox sex.
Fucking Dragons!
"bored...bored! fucking dragons!" fenn growled and snatched her pile of clothes, along with her pouch of rewards before storming away from the group.
Seven year itch
Unbeknownst to his sexy wife, he desperately wanted to change their boring sex life and had decided that this vacation would be the big chance. he knew that the breakdown in communication between them must come to an end, and it was now or never.
Master's Court: Chapter 5
Let the healers and curselings handle the queen, lay is boring, sex is better.
A Savior
"that prick of yours wont due though, and that's boring sex anyways. and why bother trying to pleasure me with those tiny paws, no my cunt is hungry for that face of yours." she rumbled in a deep murr at the anticipation.
Ask Jeffery
So like, the ironic thing is that people have 'normal' sex all the time probably have fantasies of doing the stuff i do in movies whereas i'm like, thrilled just to have nice, normal, boring sex, ha ha. and...." **"favorite actor to work with?"
Chapter Twenty One - Dallas Is Back!
And a boring mating session is never a good one. not to mention the embarrassment i'd get from it all. dallas the all-powerful pikachu doesn't know how to mate. now how do you think that'll make me look? not very good! "i'm right and you know it."
Lessons in Love
Update: i'm sorry if this feels like one long and boring sex-ed class, but without it the rest of the plot won't make any sense at all... still, this one is much beefier than the last one, with over 5k words worth of kitten yiffing.