Counter Earth Chronicles Chapter 122: Knight Watch (Conclusion)
Counter Earth Chronicles **Chapter 122: Knight Watch (Conclusion)** Day 972 (evening, inside Lord Tiger's office) "And it goes on and on and on." I said disgusted. "Now a human hunter." "Sir Ram is TRUTH right?" The tiger warrior asked the High...
Just One Couldn't Hurt
"hey you didn't even give me a chance to say something charming here," said hawk, laughing at the epic fail. "what? let me guess you're really a nice guy, aaand you're packing an 8 inch salami down there. am i right? aww, i didn't so."
Rocky Mountain Times (Chapter 4)
"ya, talk about an epic fail!" joked sam, and laughing, pushed mike into a plate of bologna.
The Unfortunate Accident
He tried once more to get a grib on the handle, but that was an epic fail. "shit" he turned around, to find aelon already stroking his hard cock. it was out of his sheath at a length of 7.5 inches.
Coming Out Pt. 2
epically failing every time though... then we got to this one were u pushed a button and who ever pushed it the fastest and got your car to reach the end won a huge plush basketball... it looked pretty awesome...
Big Brother's Lesson
"dude that was an epic fail." zack walked away from his locker questioning the sanity of his friend. "hey zack whats up." zack heart fluttered as he heard neeko call to him. he turned around just in time to get glomped. zack over-balanced and fell.
cynderxspyro love n lies ch7
Terrador:- aurora: shut up terrador. the author is starting to merge the lame game 'kingdom hearts 358 days over 2' or whatever with spyro, despite only ever playing the original. so get ready for a few epic fails.
2:17 The Ties That Bind
He asked jokingly, trying to lighten the tension between all of them, however epically failing. "i'm sure i'll be back at some point." alias said to abby, who nodded with a small smile.
Untold Mysteries: 3
'_ he laughs some more, _'epic fail.'_ i feel a growl rising in my throat, my muscles tense, i lower my front legs and readjust my back legs, and pounce. i snarl as i land on tiergan, my teeth going for his throat.
Wolves of Hope: Freedom Trails
So here you go and i hope you enjoy my epic fail :p freedom trails in the mountains of indiana, east of the small suburban town called hope, there lies a cave. outside this dark, damp cavern a man paces nervously.
Counter Earth Chronicles Chapter 10: Somedays You Get The Bear... Somedays She Gets You....
"epic fail!" she exclaimed. "really?! you didn't feel anything at all mistress?" she started growling at me in response and continued to do so. (uh oh!) \*poof!\* (damn, another dream!)
A Wanted Man part 2 wip
"well as much as i would like to keep talking about how you have epically failed we should really focus on getting some rest." james let out a yawn and looked out the window at the night sky. "what time is it?"