Five Nights at Furries

_Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!_ "Hello? Hey! It's Toni McAlister! You know, the big blue fox that you talked to over the phone a little while back. The one with the high feminine voice despite being a male? The one who blew you a kiss over the camera on...

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Jokes Aside

_Hey everyone!_ _A new chapter is upon us! After the news, our favorite couple of restorers go back to their daily life, enjoying their budding loves :3 Hope you like this chapter, I am keeping the notes as promised, just have to figure out how to...

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Your Best [INSERT HERE] Walks Into a Bar Jokes With a Twist!

A finely-dressed fellow walks into a bar with a wee little bloke sitting on his shoulder. He orders up two, top-shelf, single-malt shots of the finest the house has to offer, hands one to the wee bloke and downs the other himself. After the wee bloke...

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You know you'r furry if...

You know you're a fur if... #1.Every time you go on Youtube, you end at horses fucking. #2.You have seen horses fucking on Youtube and wondered, "Why is finding a close up so hard to do?" #3.You know what the site spankbang.com is. #.4You can see a...

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Poison Joke

Jack trotted along at a steady pace, casually passing out of Ponyville and into the Everfree Forest. Despite its fearsome reputation, he did not really mind the forest. Jack was big and strong, and big and strong enough that he didn't really fear most...

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Preaching to a Bear

At a certain college campus in Texas, where all the tallest tales begin, a trio of chaplains ministered to the students, each to his particular religion. The priest, Pentecostal preacher, and rabbi would often meet at the quieter of the three coffee...

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A Different Kind of Training - Part 10

POV Ronan Throughout the past few days, the team has been training hard in order to prepare for the upcoming gym match. They were constantly sparring with each other and practicing the moves that would most benefit them in their upcoming battles....

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Fate's Joke

There was a quiet noise in the distance. Melodic, sweet but faint, like the whisper of an elf. It came closer, closer, but no, _close_ wasn't the word, it never had distance anyways, it only grew more _present_, forcing itself more and more into his...

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It was only a joke..

Jake, as usual was in trouble. Now for a 19 year old boy living with his parents that wouldn't be too much of a shock, however how he go into trouble is the real surprise. Jake, unlike many other 19 year olds, he had just begun his third year under...

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Coyote Fools Day

The Coyote stepped out of his room, freshly showered and dressed for the morning. Immediately, something crunched beneath his feet. He yelped and stumbled away. Whatever it was, some of it clung to his pads. The Coyote stumbled a few steps, then leaned...

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And it all started as a little joke

Please note that I do not know how these turtle brothers' cocks would work so I decided to make a sensible guess...which is not sensible and I'm also guessing not right. Also when I talk about someones 'Slit' I mean the slit in which opens to let the...

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Korps -- Horseplay (Minus The Horse)

CONTENT WARNING: explicit sex, play fighting, unspeakably tasteless pun Bobby stretched out on the sofa, his back to the room, his head in his otter teammate’s lap. He petted Olivia’s tummy while she played a video game on her RCGs. (In his own...

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