Reindeer Magic - Oneshot
She brought it to him, kissed his forehead and then went back to down her drink then pick up some of the fruitcake.
Always Help Out a Mate
Reynolds...what the actual...fruitcake...has gotten in to you!" "nothing coach! the stupid cat just..." "stupid cat nothing! you have turned into a total...fruitcaking menace in the space of a month.
Velvet & Bone: Persistence & Heat
"a fruitcake?" reyan snorted with laughter. "yes. a pretty fruitcake with a cock like a tree trunk!" "aw, it's not that big!" "it feels like it," she mumbled, slipping her hand under his waistband again and fumbling with his penis inside his braies.
Luncheons & Dragons - Book 1 - Chapter 1 (Stuffing, F)
"gustin, fetch me the fruitcake." the firbolg nodded. "yes, your majesty. forgive me my slippery memory--you mean to ask for the one you'll serve to the delegation tomorrow?" the queen nodded. "yes, the very same.
Love on hate street
I had been told he had a girlfriend, but he still seemed like a fruitcake to me, seemed fitting that way. when the tires were loaded into his car he pulled a wad of money out of his pocket and handed me five, twenty dollar bills... crisp.
Dirty Laundry
Even fruitcakes had to dress professionally for work, he supposed.
Flight of the Pegasus-Chapter 13
Daniel muttered, "wow, what a fruitcake." loki looked at daniel, "fruitcake? you don't know the gods as much as i do. they don't care about you, none of them care about you.
Ghost Story - Epilogue
And there was still pie and icecream for later, not to mention all that fruitcake! around nine, while they were all snuggled together under a great big afghan watching christmas specials, there came a knock at the door.
Mitriaria (chapter 26)
'you're nutty as a fruitcake.' 'some constraint doesn't come amiss,' he wanted to enliven the challenge by limiting the benefits on his side, supposing it would pep it up.
Tales From Apartment 232 - Part 11
"alright fruitcake...hand over the phone and all your cash." he said in a demanding tone. i laughed. "a mugger? how ironic. you'd think me playing a cop would matter." i said absently.
Adam & Frank: Epilogue
"leave the fruitcake! trust me," said herb, behind his hand. "i heard that, herb! one of these days i'm going to take adam up on his advice that wives of unruly husbands should 'cage 'em and peg 'em', don't think i won't, herb.
The Rule of Four: First Step
After all," he said, hiking a thumb at the lapin in his lap, "i hang out with these two fruitcakes--" _"hey!"_ the twins yowled together.