I exclaimed (jokingly, of course). i went over to him, took his thong off and laid him on the ground. he went with it.
"you know, bamboo, i've always liked your butt" as i rubbed my maw over it.
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#1 of it was only a joke
it would seem that patience is a virtue..
jake, as usual was in trouble. now for a 19 year old boy living with his parents that wouldn't be too much of a shock, however how he go into trouble is the real surprise.
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Perhaps this was fate's idea of a joke, a single guy falling asleep the moment he's home, listening to such a song as this.
_whatever_, he shrugged.
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"naww... its just a joke." jerome sneered lustfully, as he elbowed his blocking full back in the ribs. "toby's use to us pulling jokes on him. besides would you?" that lustful sneer twisted into a perverse grimace of dark delight.
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That _was_ a pretty good joke.
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# master's joke
## a short piece
_so, there was a romance fiction i wrote that covered a maid targeted by a sadistic master but the sexual aspects i had to numb down so, i thought i'd give you the main incident i had originally planned to have happen
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Archibald nearly fell out of bed as his alarm went off, scrambling around and tossing the blankets off of the bed. After swinging his arms and hitting the table a few times he managed to turn the alarm off. His antennae twitched and his wings fluttered...
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This is a very old and corny joke that i thought would be cute if set in the world of warcraft. i love the tauren and they're so much fun write. if you're easily offended, then this short story may not be for you.
atepa rushed to the elder's hut.
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"i'm tired of being a damn joke!" he pitched the right shoe perfectly into the darkness. though it was hard to see, that shoe had the perfect spiral as it glided through a large thicket of unruly brush.
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"life is too short not to do
a little bit of practical joking."
-krista allen
life is one of those things where sometimes it is a sweet madame which offers its embrace to carry you through to whatever pleasures you might enjoy.
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#5 of joke for furry campfire or relax in good mood
kazy discover the notion of eternity
the four jokes to be read are independent;
-scam in hell
-lost paradise
-the gold of paradise
-crossed the desert
reading in the timeline give the thread
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