Amber Silverblood Bonus Chapter 3: Valentine's Day 2015
But for him, my neckbearded gentleman, i would do anything, even if i had to sell my soul to hendricks himself! if only there were a way i could put my own words into a card.
A Cure For Doomscrolling
He knew the memes about people with body pillows, how they were all weebs or neckbeards or something, but the idea intrigued him. what was so wrong about wanting something to cuddle at night? the website, on the other hand, made their intentions clear.
Beyond A Dream
\>you'd get the loony bin faster than a neckbeard lasts in bed \>...still, you don't have work today \>you go back to the forum and tell them there \>the majority don't believe you \>many ask for proof \>now how could you do that \>.. \>oh!
Summoning Trouble
Not to mention with superstition dying out, hardly anyone bar the infrequent un-fuckable millennial neckbeard in his super mario pyjamas summoned her or her ilk anymore out of desperation to get his dick wet. this feline was different, however.
Cookies & Kicks
His fat face was covered in acne and a neckbeard. his eyes instantly went wide as he saw the ladies on his doorstep. ashley was always a professional when it came to making money so she only saw this as a challenge. a fat, gross, greasy challenge.
MFM4: The Invasion
Some pale neckbeard on stage was currently struggling with morrisey. al took a short look at her and just said: "no, thanks!" but lesley felt there was more behind her old colleague's brooding: "what's up, champ?
A Date at the Monster Bar - Willow and Amari TFs
He didn't like to leave it unchecked, for fears that it'd end up growing to the point of giving him a neckbeard that was usually sported by people who made awkward video game vlogs on youtube, and just the thought of looking like that was enough to send a
Amber Silverblood: Rogue Wolf, Chapter Thirty Seven
He looked like a cross between a neckbearded geek who thought _friend_ was a word invented by facebook and an oily car salesman who was trying to convince us an old covered wagon was a lightly used corvette. "i've always been inspired by their work!
Equestrian Afterlife Prologue - Ed Dies
The equestrian afterlife a neckbeard living alone minding his own business suddenly dies. but he wasn't supposed to. instead of going to the afterlife, he is sent to equestria, much to his displeasure.
Changing of the Guard - An Unexpected Gift
That's all he needed, was to go out with a poorly-shaven neckbeard. except... something was different. his beard hair was usually coarse, rough, or wiry where it grew thin.
Gym Rats and Resolutions
\>no more dude-bros failing to deadlift 300; no more neckbeards leering at the cardio bunnies; no more unracked weights; and no more ham planets thinking a leisurely stroll qualifies as exercise simply because its on the treadmill.
Syngeneia Kathairein part7
You're all in shock, how can a draconic neckbeard eat that much? xenia, in tears, says she doesn't know. redsamuru's screech can be heard "woman cook more" he refers to xenia as "woman" now. xenia shakes her head, looking to you for help.