#1 of mass retard effect: days of future dumbasses
shephard..... is a retard. that is all
shephard..... the galaxys finest hero... is now (rudely interupted by shephard, who is currently shitting his ass off) "shephard, you are a dumb retard.
Comedy, Human, Humor, Space
"shephard you retard, don't you know that this game kills hundreds every year? everyone who has played this game has died from boredom and confusion!" shephard just shrugged and began to play the evil game.
Comedy, Human, Humor, Space
#2 of mass retard effect: days of future dumbasses
shephard, or sheppy needs a pc, now, it's time to get one.... but, a foe will return....
-day 3-
shephard groaned as he was quik-revived by ellis. but who's ellis? "who the fuk r u?"
Alien, Comedy, Food, Human, Space
"you're not a retard, sammy. fuck angelique. fuck _you_if you believe that for even a moment. you're not a retard. you're amazing."
samantha suddenly had a very similar expression upon her face to the one which she had seen on john just minutes before.
Clean, Cute, Friendship, Kissing, Love, M/F, Romance, Series, Story Progression, Straight, Teenagers, Young Love
The retards were laughing and pointing.
''oh helping momma are we? how sad.''
''why are you retards even here?''
''oh calling out the big gunz are we nao?''
''no what i mean is why do you even excist?
Clean, Digimon, Long Story, No-Yiff, Short Story, Story Progression, Story Series, Tarranium, War, story, virus, wars
Straightening up, she grinned to herself and muttered under her breath, "after all, you're too retarded to be able to ask anyway."
ABDL, Diaper, Diapers, Fox, Hospital, Hyper Messing, Low IQ, Nurse play, drooling, messing, regression, wetting
Clarissa glared at him, "calm down retard!"
"ok, we have a band but no name. we need a name."
"the scary twins will have to be in on the veto."
"of course. and us furballs outnumber you three-to-two, clarissa." steve grinned.
Fox, Human, Hyena, No-Yiff, Wolf
Once the smell of shitty diapers had reached the nose of the operator, he gazed over at the skunk's face, noting her look of complete retardation. he shut off the machine. she enjoyed her diapers, a lot.
Age Play, Diapers, Electricity, F/solo, Hypnosis, Messy, Pawing, Scat, Watersports
As a joke, he replied, "you're both retards. but then so is pretty much everyone in the world." the cat looked at him funny, though he couldn't see it. "so i'm retarded either way then?" she asked.
Canine, Cat, Cum, Feline, Femdom, Forced Sex, Light Bondage, M/F, N/C, Rape, Spanking, Vaginal, Wolf
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_- je suis vraiment désolé de ne pas pouvoir rester plus longtemps mais je suis déjà en retard.
French Language, Kangaroo
"well you don't have to act all retarded all the time!"
"raiki-kun!" guren scolded as she slapped raiki's shoulder. "he doesn't act retarded all the time, he's just trying his best to keep everyone happy and cheerful."
Canine, Drama, Female, Gardevoir, Jackal, Lucario, Luxray, Male, Pokemon