Forest For the Trees

Jonah was getting tired of the sales pitch. "you sure you don't have an investment in 'nature futures'?" he joked.

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Deep in the Heart of the Alley

Back to the sales pitch. "okay, the afc. so your, er, highlight videos have gotten immensely popular, as i'm sure you've seen." the big rat laughed. "i don't fuckin' pay attention t' that shite, mate," he said, taking another pull from his beer.

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The Odyssey: Act XIV

{a sales pitch is a lot like a show, your excellency,} shique said. {you need to open with a great pitch to grab your audience before starting with your first act. everything is a show when you get down to it.

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Armored Up

His voice was deep but rousing and kind, eddie felt embarrassed at being called out by such a corny sales pitch, but he evidently nodded under his helmet. “y-yeah i guess i am!" “great!

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Horsepower

This was no high-pressure sales pitch; this was a guy-on-guy talk, no nonsense and no bullshit. lish liked him already.

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When Penguins Fly

"worst sales pitch i've seen, _ever_." her voice imitated the horse's. "you see? they won't even eat or drink, and simply let the food rot," mau explained, and grabbed the banana out of the horse's hand.

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Cry me a Murder (conclusion) Otherkin, my Demonheart

The animal heads in that mural were costumes -a sales pitch. underneath the costumes they were ordinary humans, just like..." i hesitated. "you were going to say 'like you and me', right?" i bit my lip.

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Breaking in the Housekeepers

"please don't give me a sales pitch," conn thought silently.

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[Patreon] Fur to Scale

Corinne launched into a long sales pitch for a "mammal training facility" and all the possible skills they offered.

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NOC ch17: Kismet

I don't wanna see you out there makin' sales pitches." melody rubbed her face, her drink still sitting untouched. none of this made any sense at all. "no, i mean... why? why do you give a fuck? why are you talking to me right now?"

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