Buddyfight - Morning Snack

"how absurd." he huffed. "you may be obsessed with that human food, but it holds no such sway over me." "says the dragon who was eating it faster than i was back on our first day!" doble countered smugly.

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Flames of Transformation

Grumbling at the absurdity of such thoughts, he shook his head. willing such notions out of his pleasure soaked brain.

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The Art of Chance: Two

There were people dressed in elaborate suits, clothing that was practically rags and absurdly colored outfits. hair that stuck straight up, curled in a myriad of patterns or even none at all.

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Andreas

The absurdly polite fox gave me a smile as she held the door open for me, explaining that i could take all the time i wanted in the facility, though i didn't really want to take too long; the place gave me shivers. it was probably the air conditioning.

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Lab Stories: Tatyana's Treasure Under the Mountain

The idea that any of them could have gotten him through a normal door was too absurd to think about, but he could see no other openings. suddenly, the single door on the other side of the room opened.

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Birthday Baphomet

He's got your dick in his hand, and his tongue is lolling out above it, drizzling it in an absurd amount of saliva until it's absolutely coated in the stuff. he's also looking at you, waiting for a response. “i'm… what?"

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Folie a Trois: Part 6

This is absurd. sir! furs are trying to rest!" the door of the hospital room slams open. "alright, i got him." the black and blond labrodor barges in dragging a tied up whale. "oh! and look who's up!" "um, hey shayde. and zak."

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Chapter 6: Did you seriously retcon the events of the previous chapters?

Ethan, it might sound absurd, but did you forget that pokémon never lie?" beleza questioned, shivering at the nightmare inducing descriptions from what the lucario detailed to us."fine, then.

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Sexual Therapy [TSR]

In a matter of seconds, his limb jumped from being noteworthy compared to the rest of his kin to absurdly grotesque, his bicep alone bigger than his head and more than doubling its size when it flexed into split peaks.

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Best Kept Secret

That absurdly broad muscular fur-covered chest heaving with soft panting breaths, and with a grunt-like growl i could see it's glowing yellow eyes catch the light as it looked directly at me.

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Afternoon Glow

It was an absurd change from his regular days of stalking and hunting, but not necessarily a bad one. they went upstairs, shikar behind sage, and as they did, the sly canine began to get an idea. "we can play a game..."

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Moonlight flip

His last thoughts drifted, hazy and absurdly calm, counting odds instead of regrets. what were the chances, really, of landing heads nine times in a row?

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