A Day in Jail (But I didn't do anything, honest!)

The ground beneath us was nothing but rubble and debris, not exactly the greatest footing at the best of times, and less so when you're trying to avoid becoming a shish kabob.

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Welcome to The Greasy Spoon

Braeburn's belly growled loudly, suddenly feeling emptier than it ever had before, and all he could think of was eating that burger like it was the tastiest kebab in the world.

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Bark Bark

“i won't be there all night," she replied, “i'll be back soon, don't worry," she then pointed at one of the stands, “be sure to leave some of the kebab bites for me, dad." “wh-what!? i won't be eating _that_ much!"

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Rogue Sword - Ch 4: Be the Chess Player, Not the Chess Piece

She had to keep those long incisors spread to prevent shredding it like a lamb kabob on a spit, but like everything she did, she did this with precision. kain was afraid to think what would happen if she rally lost herself in the moment.

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The Bionic God

He left the larger battle cruisers for last, nabbing them out from the clouds like kebabs. jared tore into them, adoring the idea of more nuclear reactors being consumed by his heart. "feed my macro-reactor. give me your power...!

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Night at the King's Carnival

"i'm being cooked like a kebab!" he panicked. under the heat of the giant radiator, the layers of plastic wrap shrank, compacting garret's body tightly. "ack!" he gasped from behind his plastic muzzle.

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Emperor's Shadow: Chapter 34

“look at you, you’re thornier than a porcupine, you’ll skewer by umraadi like a kabob!” “then i’ll carry him like a package or prey smart one.” she rolled her eyes, rounding upon him with a swishing tail, “i thought that would be obvious.”

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The Enemy of my Enemy Chapter 22.

Right through the six undead that lurked there, using her tail and claws to shred the corpses on the move, infact if they weren't running for their live aiden might have thought it pretty funny the way she impaled three of them on her tail like an undead kebab

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Shadow of Wishes

He decided to help the stranger, but first he would have to get that knife out of his paw so he wouldn't become a wolf kabob.

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Birds of Paradise

I replied before munching another shrimp off of my kebab. "the cuisine is a big part of that. i don't get nearly enough fish back home. mostly herbivores, you know?"

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A Hunting We Will Go!, Chapter 5

"would you have preferred a huge fire breathing armor plated killing machine intent on biting your head off, then making you into kebabs for a snack?" megan asked.

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[COM-19] Alternative Healing Practice

Xevren spun and grabbed each of the little critters one by one, tossing them to the ground before stomping or stabbing them while, hal used his sword to carve each of them up one at a time, severing legs and impaling them like a kebab.

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