Personal Training

. ======== if you fap and dont fave, i will cast a horse curse on you and you will forever find donald trump the only thing that gets you aroused. so there. why take the chance? make sofurry great again. i blame it on the badger.

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Shattered Union Prologue

We are all americans after all, and that's all that should matter in the end. 2019 hillary clinton is elected president of the united states following an assassination of donald trump.

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Scarlet Intervention 1

He hated the way people complain by talking politics gripping about donald trump winning the presidential election. denis is not a member of a political party.

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The Fur Trap

"have we been kidnapped by donald trump?" mark wondered, looking around himself. "or maybe hugh hefner." sasha added, and then leaned close and whispered to mark, "someone's watching us behind the mirror."

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J&G Chapter 2: Darin Revisited

"yeah, when he's drunk, though, that boy's got a mouth that would make donald trump's cheeks hemorrhage." darin smiled broadly and looked away, embarrassed. "i do not," he murmured.

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Run Rabbit Run

The current leader, tigre giamotto, the grandson of the founder, was ostensibly a howard hughes or donald trump type industry tycoon, but everybody just knew he still ran the family business.

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Harbinger, Chapter 13

Is it just me, or do donald trump's eyes look like pussies?" natsumi giggled and daisuke's mouth curved upward ever so slightly. camille sucked in a deep breath and choked. a voice behind june groaned, "i'm never going to _not_ see that now."

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Consequences

If anything, jerry saw himself as more of a young donald trump. though with far nicer and natural hair, and... well, a degree of social competence, at the very least.

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Two of spades and the three of hearts

If you added the sheer number of paragraphs upon paragraphs of rp logs to the mix, you'd end up with a wall even donald trump would find excessive. "i've got this." i said. "_we've_ got this. an hour til he is here, try to take it easy and relax some.

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Jack Crane III: King of Clubs

Basically wanted to be the gay donald trump, and more power to him. with any luck, he wouldn't declare bankruptcy like trump did last year.

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Love where you least expect it.

There is some mild cheating and sex if you are offended by one or both stop reading and go read the newspaper about donald trump so you can get a laugh proofreading by devilmaycry disclaimer : i do not own pokemon .

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