Hail to the Whale who swears like a ****ing sailor.

"Darn it, why does this damn thing not work?" Peter put his Thumpback figure on the portal of power once more. The game didn't even respond at all. Peter glared at the portal, removing the lit Thumpback figure. Peter tried to put Whirlwind on, only...

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Corrupted Candyland

One fine night in the kingdom, the monarch walked out onto the fancy looking balcony. Even though he had nice hard hooves they didn't make a clopping noise on the floor as he walked. It seemed a little dark, until the king's conical and tri-coloured...

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The 'Fate' of St. Ardyran

They say that the horn of a unicorn has healing powers. As I can tell you, that is true. An alicorn does have the power to purify one's body. You have heard the tales, I imagine, of Saint Ardyran, he who had the soul of a unicorn within him, because of...

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Monster Food

Peter was getting ready to pack his bags up for his trip back to the UK. Looking over all the stuff he was ready to grab, he noticed that he had forgotten one obvious bit - some of his warm-weather tee shirts and shorts. He left a few over in the UK...

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Tera does weird things to Jason - The fourth wall will not protect you!

"I think Tera might like that, hehe." Jason laughed, after typing something into the IRC channel He had joked to Tera that a "Public Stoning" meant something a little different in the context of Naisuranism. How it was for people into ASFR or bondage...

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Jillian searches for the obligatory infodump

"Master, it seems that one of the squads we sent to conquer the Green Isles has not returned." The master looked over the Drow commander. "Fascinating. Any idea what may have caused this?" "No. We are trying to find this out." "I would hope that...

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Collecting Curious Curios

Done for digitalpotato, of fur affinity._ _featuring:__banen (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11555789/) and thisit (whipped up just for this piece, but she's a character i might reuse, especially if readers like her or enjoy the concept of her setting).

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Spiritual Age chapter 5: Forming Doubts

Connor and Eileen were still a tad tied up, away from the scene. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't escape from their bondage at all. Those vines and branches were like Iron...and that stuffed animal weighed more than Sloth did. "Let us...

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Spiritual Age chapter 4: A british Werelion...IN AMERICA

The semester was beginning to come to a close, and summer was coming. Instead of tensing over the incoming finals or making elaborate plans about employment or travel somewhere or else, Peter simply relaxed. Despite what he was told back in the UK,...

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A Spiritual age chapter three: Skirmish! The Exorcist and the Vengeful Spirits.

Journey was back in her room, looking at all her various stuffed animals. It was amazing - did they really come to life and save her? And did Leopold, the plush leopard she made herself grow to a massive size and fight for her? Anyone else wouldn't...

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A Spiritual Age chapter two: Journey, the Plush Rider.

Gregor Topham had sustained injuries before, but nothing quite like this. First he was nearly suffocated with a bunch of paper, of all things, and then he was nearly blown-up. A normal human, or even most spiritual people would have been completely...

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The Spiritual Age Chapter one: Painful Starts.

Armies of soldiers stood ready over a looming hill. Every soldier stood gazing forward, looking over the mountainous terrain, almost unblinking. Every soldier held a musket firmly leaning against their shoulder, sharpened bayonets glinting in the...

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