Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Seventy Five

"you know, your villages, peasants, old grans, slack-jawed yokels and the like." the hatchling gave him a blank look, and revaramek chuckled. "don't worry, you'll learn all about those in the stories i tell you, once you're old enough to remember them.

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A Patient Death 06: Wail of the North

The wolf asked, jaw hanging wide like some yokel who'd just seen the sea for the first time. the lady inhaled deeply. "i am in fact, lady orianna niven. first daughter to his majesty mordecai niven - the king of the ferrin union.

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To Have and to Hold

Laughing, she thought that for a man who claimed to be but a poor uneducated yokel, he had a wicked sense of humour at times.

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One More for the Road

I'm just an inbred yokel. rant at you later, meryl." and he slammed the door behind him, before she could reply. it hadn't made him feel better; if anything, the walk back to his car only stoked the dog's anger.

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The Dogs: Hath A Familiar Spirit

_ the year of our lord 1861, america set ablaze - ah, the firebreathers in richmond never had it in their minds that the poor yokels out west could form their own government!

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The Devil May Care 37

Dusk was tempted to look over his shoulder and measure their progress, but the idea of looking like a country yokel dissuaded him.

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Casting Call

Groaning, the pair trudged on, filing past the endless lines of slackjawed yokels. it seemed as if they weren't the only ones who had come for the parade - the place had pretty lame rides and attractions, but their shows were their main draw.

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The Dogs: Hath A Familiar Spirit

_ the year of our lord 1860, america set ablaze - ah, the firebreathers in richmond never had it in their minds that the poor yokels out west could form their own government!

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The Gamer's Crossing 2 - No Bones About

"oh just sometime in the night some yokel comes in and plays his music, he's good i'll give him that but he's got no business potential, wasting his life."

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Matriarchal Diplomacy

"keep talking, yokel. it's a two-day walk back to civilization through wild jungles." "he trying to pitch that whole 'timeshare' crap i predicted?" aqua laughed, only needing the mans blushing face for an answer.

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"I'm keeping you" a commission for @TXBexar

Get us something better than the piss water you serve to the yokels." the white bear chuckled, and in his deep voice he said, "coming right up, buck."

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Drakensang Chapter 9

I've seen yokels like you more times than i wish to take credit for. however they at least had a good sense to give up before something bad had happened to them. and you... well here you are. is it worth it?

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