One More for the Road
I'm just an inbred yokel. rant at you later, meryl." and he slammed the door behind him, before she could reply. it hadn't made him feel better; if anything, the walk back to his car only stoked the dog's anger.
The Cult and the Key
You're just a bunch of backwards yokels who can't get laid and think no one else should." jamie said his voice dripping with venom. "you silly fox.
Casting Call
Groaning, the pair trudged on, filing past the endless lines of slackjawed yokels. it seemed as if they weren't the only ones who had come for the parade - the place had pretty lame rides and attractions, but their shows were their main draw.
Bar Jocks: Story One, Part One
"you must excuse my get-up," he said, brushing a thick paw of a hand across his suit, "but i have found that to impress the yokels one must dress to the nines."
Ten, Nine, Eight...
To an untrained eye he looked like the persistently confused yokel who had come to the big city on his first outing while prepping for the new year and the spring semester. i licked my lips. i could read him like a book.
A Patient Death 04: Civilised Folk
Breeze had never been out of the northwest before, and couldn't help staring around like some slack-jawed yokel as the two guards - who really seemed more like clams than foxes, in all that stiff armour - finished waddling over.
"I'm keeping you" a commission for @TXBexar
Get us something better than the piss water you serve to the yokels." the white bear chuckled, and in his deep voice he said, "coming right up, buck."
Special Positions, Special Perks 4
Vitus nodded, struggling to keep his mouth closed and not stare like a yokel. “she [i]is[/i] still a prisoner, after all. there is not need to cover her when she has so few rights, is there?” “i…i guess not.” “at any rate.
The Dogs: Hath A Familiar Spirit
_ the year of our lord 1860, america set ablaze - ah, the firebreathers in richmond never had it in their minds that the poor yokels out west could form their own government!
A Patient Death 06: Wail of the North
The wolf asked, jaw hanging wide like some yokel who'd just seen the sea for the first time. the lady inhaled deeply. "i am in fact, lady orianna niven. first daughter to his majesty mordecai niven - the king of the ferrin union.
This Forsaken World Episode 19
The crowd murmurs, many of the disgruntled yokels looking between each other. the silently question their elderly matriarch, who has yet to steer them wrong in the decades she's been ruling.
The Milking Farm Chapter 1: Checking In
The other was a panther, looking back and forth like a yokel just reaching a city. _looks like a new guy,_ logan thought. the guards and scientists walked towards them, stopping about ten feet away.