"i assure you, miss loona, this is no practical joke. if i may speak with mr. blitzø, i would be most-"
"yeah no, how about you come down here and eat my ass? cut the bullshit, get on your knees, and choke on my entire ass!"
Demon, Dragon, Fanfiction, Female, Hell, Helluva Boss, Imp, Male, hellhound
Even if the "treasure" deep within the ruins wasn't all that he'd been told, even if this had been a huge, celestial practical joke, he wouldn't stay mad; he would speak to her again.
Fanfiction, Feline, First Time, Gender Shifting, Human, M/F, Oral, Orgasm Denial, Teasing, Transformation, Vaginal
He fired two rounds into the ceiling, shattering the illusion of a practical joke and sending everyone except the bank tellers to the floor.
Bad Language, Dragoness, Human, No-Yiff
Even if the "treasure" deep within the ruins wasn't all that he'd been told, even if this had been a huge, celestial practical joke, he wouldn't stay mad; he would speak to her again.
Fanfiction, Feline, First Time, Gender Shifting, Human, M/F, Oral, Orgasm Denial, Teasing, Transformation, Vaginal
Dean sighed, knowing it was one of his friends playing a practical joke on him.
he stroked his neck and answered the phone with his deep voice. "he-hello...?" he mumbled.
"dean, is that you?" said the voice between sobbing.
Dragon, Male, Wolf, rewrite
He picks up the little chess piece for a moment and examines it closely, recognizing it for what it is and thinking it nothing more than some sort of practical joke being played on him for some reason or other.
Anthro, Church, Jaguar, Transformation, tf
Was that the damned practical joke he was trying to play, perhaps?
Anal, Bondage, Cheating, Consensual, Cuckolding, Cum, Cumming, Deep Penetration, Deep Throat, Feline, Forced, Heterosexual, M/F, NTR, Nude, Octopus, Oral, Orgasm, Reluctant, Restrain, Robot, Shower, Straight, Tentacles, Vaginal, Vibrator, Yoga, futuristic, overwhelmed, siamese
It was used as a practical joke back then, you would cast it upon a, say for example, a guy you met at a party, if he had sex then he would get pregnant, and, sure enough nine months later out popped the baby.
Disney, Dragon, Pregnancy, Story Progression, Story Series, harry potter
A boxer friend of mine ended up with her leasher because they both worked at the same warehouse... her leasher was often the butt of jokes and some pretty fuckin bad practical jokes from what i hear, so she stepped in and put a stop to it because
Bad Language, Bull Terrier, Human, burb dog, narrative