Ch 1: Welcome to Camp

To russell, the comment sounded like one of those self-help tapes his mother listened to. "so..." the pit bull smirked, "if i don't give you a chance then you admit you're stupid? "funny."

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Tail of the Drunkbark Acorn

Ratatoskr gagged at the semi-forced entry, but his drunk self helped him relax. his throat felt loose enough to take more. he moaned, feeling his own erection come up as the tanuki humped into his face.

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Dragon Freeze Pain

Even if his talons could make contact, he would only be holding a solid block of ice, no way to warm his real self. "help!" he gasped, "help!"

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Nudes

After having spent a good ten solid minutes of one handed self-help the dragon can tell his libido is about ready to pop, sending a mess of jizz all over his shirt and probably get some on his dashboard. 'hang on.'

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But you had already been set free...

To the wars you made me wage on myself, a lesson learned was nothing more then self-help. a lesson everyone must find on their own, they can read, predict, and side-step away... but everyone gets burned eventually.

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PIPE DREAMS

"it's all typical self-help stuff," she continued, "'be confident', 'stop smoking', things of that nature. we take their medical details, confer with them over their goal for the therapy and customise the program to suit.

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The Gateway

self-help books, survivalist literature, how-to, etc. all seemed aimed at surviving something. jonathon wondered if his grandfather had been some kind of doomsday prepper. a little bit kooky.

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Offering Comfort - Part Two

And if she thought that crawling into some sort of hole was going to solve his problems, despite what years of reading self help books had told finnick about avoiding that precise metaphor, he had no real option but to trust them both.

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A Friend for Jim ("Jim and the Frog" series, #1)

It's not like self-help books tend to have rich and complex plots or anything, but still...with just five words you completely brainwashed him?" "well, my novels tend to have these effects on people.

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Rooibos and Reflection

For some, this means reading self-help books or attending seminars. what we have discovered, in our many late-night talks, is that asking for help and giving help are both -- to overuse the word -- helpful.

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His Magical Mistress 3: Signs of Learning

"is there a self-help guide for relationships that actually works?" "...no?" "there you go." she rubbed her forehead, muttering under her breath.

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