Celebrated as a festival dedicating the resurrection of jesus christ of nazareth, this holiday is considered one of the least changed since 1997.
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Now say you accept jesus christ as your lord and savior, and i'll answer your phone."
"ugh! oh, fine! i accept jesus christ as my lord and savior. happy now?"
"yep. now you can answer your own darn phone."
Azazel, Cat, Demon, Dragon, Icewing, Iguana, Lion, Lioness
Sure, he knew about the presbyterians, the anglicans, the jesuits, but the church of jesus the lover? who claimed that jesus had been gay. the church of the strong, who had jesus as a lion.
Discovery, Drama, Gay, Male, Story Progression, Tiger, no sex
Is he jesus? is he god?
"i am barnabas," he said, "one of the apostles of jesus the christ. we have heard your prayers and have come to
your aid."why me? why do you come to rescue me?
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He and his family spend each day in great devotion to jesus the christ and lord savior, and abideth he strict under your laws, your grace and highness."
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This is proven by the ellipse park in washington, d.c. having a massive replica of the inn and the stable involved in jesus' birth. it is perfectly portioned in front of the national christmas tree in view of the white house.
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"what the hell, jesus!?"
"one to ten?"
"i don't know... seven?"
jesus snorted. "it's not fractured either, then. probably just a contusion. now stop complaining. lord, birds are such crybabies."
Basketball, FBA, Palm cockatoo, Road Runner, sports
"it's called saint jesus' school. i don't think there is a saint jesus at all, jesus christ isn't considered a saint anyway, and the school is anything but 'saintly'" lejon replied with a scowl.
Bear, Death, Highschool, Lion, Suicide, Tragedy, mourning
"jesus, lexi. you whip those out to anyone who asks your age?"
lexi harrumphed and kyle could see out of the corner of his eye that planted her paws on her hips. kyle was glad of the reprieve. "yeah.
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I've heard one rumor that jesus' miracles are recycled from older stories of gods because jesus was recreating those miracles based on expectations of humans around him.
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