Lease to Own
What more do you pretentious douches need? he was late. tenga's joints were starting to grow a bit sore.
Fellatorium
The nook connected to a tastefully decorated hallway at the end of which stood an un-pretentious set of double-doors which the hostess opened before beckoning them through.
Chapter 3: The End
He sprinted full speed towards the pretentious beast, leaping onto him and sinking his fangs deep into his neck. the bear tried to knock him loose, but anfang clang to him tightly, burying his claws into his opponent?s thick hide.
Hey, world, this is Gray- a Dragons Lair "This is Me" challenge submission
I do write, though i find all of those titles terribly pretentious. i provide content. it's not great literature. i write soap operas, yiff, comedy. something to read, to smile, to toss away. like a newspaper, or perhaps a comic book.
Wages: Chapter Nineteen
That damn inhale/exhale crap sounds pretentious as fuck, but i'll fix that in the future. for now, enjoy a chapter featuring... celsko! **chapter nineteen - pit** inhale. scales shifted as she felt her lungs fill.
Ravaged by the Orcs 2 - Preview
#12 of previews elven princess celeste don't want to marry to her pretentious suitor, the elegant and delicate elf prince bores her more than anything, but with the help of her maid half-elf, elena, she will hatch a plan to keep her husband under control
Putting the Queer in Queercore
What makes her guiltier than the formulaic indie pop of porn or the conceited pretentious canadian rock?"
Horsin' Around With His Mum 4
" * * * giving up on making any more progress in his reading--a book for spring semester, but it's exactly the sort of unbearably pretentious, self-aggrandizing bootstrap nonsense that he hates about his university--edric tosses the blanket aside and rises
Worship
She'd found his tears girly, his tastes pretentious, his hands clumsy, his friends bad influences.
What A Well-Made Bomb Can Do
He wore a pair of beat up tennis shoes, short sandy-colored khakis, a blue polo shirt, dark sunglasses, and a super creepy smile that said "yeah, i'm a pretentious jerk, and you wouldn't dare do a damn thing about it."
Clueless Season 2: The Ultimate Breakdown (of Ultimate Destiny) (Homecoming Out Part 6)
The way you talk is pretentious and worst of all, a turn-on for homeless-people murdering autocrats like francesca fucking bucannon!" "p-pretentious? f-francesca?" jayce faltered, utterly shut down. "pretentious?
Love is Color Blind Chapter 9: Pranks and Laughs
"ok yeah, that does sound pretty pretentious. even so, i did do quite some stupid stuff that i thought was funny back in high school.