Watch Dogs 8- The Crucible
It's a long story but it boils down to me making a bad deal with something best left unknown, and bar having to repair myself with an industrial stapler now and again, and this annoying habit of speaking for absolutely ages here i am.
Consequences
The stapler had a difficult time keeping the paper together, and when i dropped the stacks on the table my pencil and highlighter bounced by two inches. good thing i was a fast reader.
Fortune-chapter three Love??? (1/2 of part three)
"go fuck yourself in the ass with a loaded stapler you un-inventive bastard," kyle replies, "really, that name isn't even clever; my name is kyle not kyler."
Hard Copy (Herm dragoness TFTG)
He didn't keep a stapler by his bed. or an hr-approved calendar. he went for kittens, just for irony's sake, and spent five months regretting it. also, his pillow wasn't made of of square plastic buttons.
Walls: Exodus 8 - Equal and Opposite
He could barely feel a thing as milly proceeded to push the wound together, followed by putting the stapler in place. **\*ka-chunk!
Blubbery Muffins
The cracking of the third dislodged button against his stapler shook james from his daze; he jumped up and ran for the bathroom, hands grasping at the overtaxed cloth of his shirt desperately, trying to hold it closed over his hairy, swelling stomach.
Invane: Saturance Insancity
Horizoki, huzizu and haizyo however held something different for in horizoki's paws were a rubber duck, huzizu had a stapler and haizyo… i do not want to think about that right now.
Attention for Andrew - Part One (A Jeeves Prompt, Posted with Permission)
Andrew had noticed it several times in the past as he'd been rooting around for stapler refills, but had never thought about opening it because... well, simply because it wasn't his job to worry about stuff like that. he was a file clerk.
Preamble of a Straitjacket...
As my boss turned to look up at my corpse swinging gently, he tripped right over the stapler; which made him ruin his cuban, i though i still had the last laugh but, he still got it after all, he took my note to blow his nose, then, he stuck
Freedom's Call
The scientist with the clipboard yelled and threw a stapler at him. the stapler hit the side of the tube with a bang, but it only succeeded in making reios louder.
Turkey Baster
That was more than enough to make the hawkmon jump, causing a perpetual movement toy and a stapler to tip off the desk when his wings flailed about in an attempt to prevent himself from falling over.
Attention for Andrew - Part One
Andrew had noticed it several times in the past as he'd been rooting around for stapler refills, but had never thought about opening it because... well, simply because it wasn't his job to worry about stuff like that. he was a file clerk.