Christmas at Warlock Court part1
**Christmas at Warlock Court** It was bloody cold walking out into the evening air towards the fire log storage shed; he knew it would be, of course, as it was Christmas eve but after spending most of the day in a cosy heated house (castle, mansion,...
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 12
Much to Anar's disappointment, Vandergraaz did not have particularly interesting hands. They were neither incredibly mighty nor amusingly small. The name Thunderfist had likely been earned in another way. He didn't have much time to...
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 11
The new orcish Kaos Army recruits were quickly put to work assembling yet more parts to the growing army base under the careful directions of Corporal Rave, armed with his shiny new swagger stick and a disproportionate sense of importance. In his...
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 10
The orc guards looked at each other and grunted quizzically. They did not lower their weapons. Anar stayed absolutely still in his seat, a bead of sweat making its way down his brow, and his hands slowly began moving back towards the steering wheel. If...
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 9
Their evening meal was not sweet and sour gerbil, much to Anar's relief. The kitchen crew now in their employment were happy to work with Earth ingredients supplied by The Dragon, so the three friends turned comrades-in-arms actually had the...
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 8
Putting Rap in charge of designing uniform was always going to achieve some interesting results; the skinny little raptor simply adored clothes and accessories, unlike his grumpy boyfriend who shunned them completely and strutted around proudly naked,...
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 7
There was no disputing that The Dragon had a few tricks up his black, leather motorcycle jacket sleeve; it seemed only a matter of hours before a brand-new flag was flying from a tall, shiny pole outside the Kaos Army headquarters. It was black. The...
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 6
Brainstorming a name for their new military organisation and a snazzy logo to go with it reminded Anar of the awful 'Teambuilding Workshops' back at Hell Afterlife Services. Clusters of devious minions forced to work in small groups, who...
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 5
The suns and their radiating warmth broke through into the mostly empty room and Anar woke with a start, almost reeling from the possibility that this was still Purgatory, and he was back in that old Hellscape with familiar terrors and challenges. He...
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army Story - Chapter 4
Kaotic Beginnings 4 Dinner had not been quite what they had expected. The military base they had found themselves in was also not quite what they had expected. It was barely built and, so far, deserted. As the sandstorm outside died down the...
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 3
Kaotic Beginnings: Chapter 3 Aardvark looked at dinosaur. Dinosaur looked at dinosaur. Dinosaur looked at aardvark. They all looked at The Dragon. "M-Military?" Anar said, trying not to choke on the word, "you're running a military organisation?"...
Kaotic beginnings - A Kaos Army story - Chapter 2
**Kaotic beginnings: chapter 2** Something large, green and angry (that wasn't Rave for a change), swung out of a creaky wooden seat with knuckles dragging the floor, and blocked the party's path to the bar. It had a row of piercings in its pointy...