My Daddy's Foal
Come morning, i have to go into the bathroom and douche out and fix breakfast for everyone. dad comes out to the kitchen and gets coffee and kisses both me and al. "how are my boys this morning, my prime pieces of ass?" dad says joyously.
Black (Chapter 1 of Black and White)
I'll toss a few back and wait for the douches to pair up with the drunk girls. it's then that i slide through the crowd, the metaphorical lioness slinking her way through the serengeti, looking for the lone gazelle.
It's Always Sunny in Liberty City - The Gang Cripples Rags
But if you don't, you're probably an aging hippy douche who can't come to terms with his mortality and thus can't find any enjoyment in life and thus feels that everyone else should be as miserable as you. ^^ mall parking lot - alderney, liberty city
Yakko turns into a sexual deviant Chapter 2 part A
I was a real douche and wanted to make it up to you." turning around and walking back to her where she kept her music scripts by the window yakko was sure to get in as much ass viewing as he could. "ohhhhhh such a sweet ass."
Can I RIm Your Brother? Part Two!
Oh, nice one michael, i said mentally, after that she's totally not going to assume you have something terrible to tell her, douche bag! i rolled my eyes at myself and continued, "i love you, and i don't ever want to hurt you on purpose.
Untouchable: Chapter 31: Hermit Crab: Oliver
Well i'm going to kiss a wolf some more, bye," oliver said, he heard a disgruntled yowl when he ended the call.paul texted, "you're still a douche."oliver let him have the last word. he had the urge to bat sean as he paced passed the couch.
Chapter 22
Red smiled, "thanks, douche-bag." "i'm so glad you're alright..." freddy hugged him tightly. "you better be," red winced, "i saved your ass..." "what the hell happened?" freddy asked, "how'd you survive the fall?"
Rubber and Pigskin (Pt. 3)
Honestly, i really didn't care, he took this way too seriously but he was a class a douche bag, a rich snobby douche bag.
Jonny Ain't Gay (M polar bear / M husky)
"god, you guys are such fuckin' douches," the kangaroo said with a shake of his head and roll of his eyes. "i can't believe i'm wasting a saturday night with you freaks." "sh'up, joey."
Losing My Religion - Preview
The first one, back on day two, we'd been a little rusty, but this time we went through our set smoothly, and they applauded enough that we didn't feel like douches coming back out for the encore.
Interlude
Un pommeau de douche est sur le mur du fond, et un rideau peut être tiré pour éviter que l'eau ne passe de l'autre côté. kayla monte dans la douche et ryan, son membre déjà à moitié sorti, n'hésite pas à la suivre, toujours tenu par la patte.
Gender Swapping p1 - Careful what you Wish for
"i wish he would realize what douche he is. i wish he'd change and become more like me." little did the two pets know that both of their wishes would come true.