Deserts and Desserts
Hope you don't mind us poor yokels taking some credit for a change, eh?" "not at all, bill, the skies are yours. you got those coordinates for me?"
Sacrilege!
The local yokel commandant seemed impressed by our "credentials" and all our fancy camera gear. and when we posed with him for some photos "for our album" he smiled like a cheshire cat. he really was a nice little guy.
'Fair' Judgement
Carmen stood there, eyes wet with tears, bearing the indignity of being dumped in such a podunk setting, surrounded by small town yokels who were doing their best to try and act like they just hadn't been the unwilling witnesses to the fiasco.
Drom 5: Relationships
"don't you think a mob of armed yokels is something i want to know about before they beat down the door? what part of 'watch the road' didn't you understand?!"
Impure - Chapter One
For at least a few moments, rivi didn't care if he looked like a tourist, or some backwater yokel setting eyes upon a flying ship for the first time. after all, while the felines of his homeland had plenty of airships, they had _nothing_ like this.
A Spare in the Trunk: Part V
Today had gone far better than he'd expected even with the trouble from the local yokel. "lunch?" he asked again. "more pizza?" jack opened the fridge and eyeballed the box. he didn't feel like cooking. "right, pizza it is."
CREATURA Novel Excerpt
Once in a while we're hired to root out some marauders the militia doesn't want to dirty its paws with, but most of the burr-footed yokels we go up against wouldn't know their tails from tree stumps." "is that how we're supposed to act tomorrow?"
Magic 101
Yeah, the quarters here can get a little cramped, but it still beats tailing some yokel out on the periphery." "don't be so sure, mil," sallus replied, typing away on her omnipad yet another update regarding the subjects of their observation.
Desert Return
"why didn't you these two yokels they're in my seat?" danny said. he stepped between david and the coyote, glancing from one to the other. "they didn't seem to be doing much harm," the coyote, scout, said. "hrmph," danny grunted.
Love Potion #10 - Consequences, Part 2
We'll see how _you_feel about him after six years of being raped for these yokel audiences." i reached over to the gate for reamer, casually working the mechanism that haunted my dreams. this time, he wasn't _my_nightmare.
I Spy With My Little Harlots - Something Yellow!
I bet my ass for a fortnight that girl is not just a clever yokel.” “agreed. kat high energy. too high energy for this place,” tar adds. “shells much less shy than most women from area.” “i can’t speak for shells, but kat is certainly knowledgeable.
Biographies
If she moves too quickly, she might slip up and accidentally reveal her most clandestine secret: her father is the totally embarrassing yokel jackson moore, who runs the local garage!