Sacrilege!
The local yokel commandant seemed impressed by our "credentials" and all our fancy camera gear. and when we posed with him for some photos "for our album" he smiled like a cheshire cat. he really was a nice little guy.
'Fair' Judgement
Carmen stood there, eyes wet with tears, bearing the indignity of being dumped in such a podunk setting, surrounded by small town yokels who were doing their best to try and act like they just hadn't been the unwilling witnesses to the fiasco.
Drom 5: Relationships
"don't you think a mob of armed yokels is something i want to know about before they beat down the door? what part of 'watch the road' didn't you understand?!"
A Spare in the Trunk: Part V
Today had gone far better than he'd expected even with the trouble from the local yokel. "lunch?" he asked again. "more pizza?" jack opened the fridge and eyeballed the box. he didn't feel like cooking. "right, pizza it is."
CREATURA Novel Excerpt
Once in a while we're hired to root out some marauders the militia doesn't want to dirty its paws with, but most of the burr-footed yokels we go up against wouldn't know their tails from tree stumps." "is that how we're supposed to act tomorrow?"
Desert Return
"why didn't you these two yokels they're in my seat?" danny said. he stepped between david and the coyote, glancing from one to the other. "they didn't seem to be doing much harm," the coyote, scout, said. "hrmph," danny grunted.
Love Potion #10 - Consequences, Part 2
We'll see how _you_feel about him after six years of being raped for these yokel audiences." i reached over to the gate for reamer, casually working the mechanism that haunted my dreams. this time, he wasn't _my_nightmare.
Biographies
If she moves too quickly, she might slip up and accidentally reveal her most clandestine secret: her father is the totally embarrassing yokel jackson moore, who runs the local garage!
Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Fucking yokels, soph. maybe it's better in eugene than on the coast, but we've got a good thing back home, you know? like, uh. neighbors who actually graduated high school.
Ranma-Neko ½ Chapter 1
The stupid boy just couldn't accept the fact that he'd gotten careless after getting the curse and had let some local yokel get the drop on her.
Apprentices Should Pay More Attention
My mistress told me they're just fairy tales and myths, made up to scare little children and impress yokels."** **"no, it's real, they're real!" may insisted, look at this spell, it's ancient!
The Misadventures of Professor Lassavante Vol 1 - Winds Light To Moderate
* * * the _sun seeker ii_ was moored in a small village called trentaffen, about an hour's journey of having the teeth jolted from my skull over rutted roads by a carriage driven by a cheerful yokel who told me it would have been easier to get a boat down