Epic Mounts - Damsels and Dragons

"So," I said, first looking down at the strange sheets of paper on the table in front of me, then back up at my draconic boyfriend sitting across the table from me, "where do I start?" I still didn't know how I'd managed to let Aidan get me involved...

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Ballet of a Purple Dragoness

"and you look a little smaller than me too, my little damsel." "y-your what?" spyro blinked in confusion, then pouted, muzzle scrunching in indignation as she grumbled. "i'm not your damsel!" "is that so?"

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Ander - Part 1: Subchapter 29

And speaking of whisking damsels in distress across rivers, hezzi thought he might be hearing said river right now, rumbling somewhere ahead. "wow, that's loud!" he said, running full tilt.

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Promise? Chapter 10

I'm not some damsel in distress! i can....walk..." i sighed, and piggybacked her. "no one said you were a damsel in distress. i'm your friend, friends help others. getting help when needed doesn't show that you're weak.

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Bardic Regrets

Here he is, talking about being rescued, like he is some damsel in distress. like someone like that kobold ranger, would come swinging in and save him from his fate. fat chance.

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A Sin of Love

"well actually there is...me and camo agreed on this he thought that since your also sooo cute you could infatuate the guards if we were spotted with your 'damsel in distress' thing" he laughed.

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After The Eggs

Deepest desires devulged, dating duo dreamed of dangerous days, dragons and damsels.. drizzling with desirable details. ('den 'dey did 'da dirty.) eager eroticism! erection! extremely enlarged entrance.. elastic?! expletives!

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A Matter of Perspective

Reviewing his facts, renard knew distressed damsels were kept in the highest spot, to better sing at birds and attract passing princes. while he searched for stairs, renard pondered this.

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Cataclysm: Kyosuki

He had seen the films of survivors doing impossible feats of insanity, saving the damsel and blasting away with weaponry so loud one would think bombs were going off. they'd all forgotten that zombies could hear.

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A Lonely Anniversary

Always somewhere else, doing some other heroic deed for some similarly distressful damsel. falcon had earned a place in her heart no mere man could enter.

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Adrian and Rex 1

"oh fuck..." the damsel whispers. "he's hot." rex rubs his knuckles and turns around, offering the cat a hand and a smile. "you okay, little lady?" "oh fuck," the cat whispers. "he's a himbo."

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Ember and Belladonna

Ever since i joined up with you guys it seems like you have to play the damsel in distress. i think it's about time i collect a little something for my efforts."

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