Balls in the Air
As she rendered much of the crowd bent double with laughter through a string of rapid-fire puns, each one simultaneously better and worse than the last, she had somehow managed to produce small props from her sleeves related to each and every pun despite the
The Royal Secret part 8: Tied Together
I dunno, it just seems like a good position for the climax (ha ha, pun). there's something intrinsically powerful with having the female be in the seat of sexual authority (pun pun).
Math Class #2
We were sat on the couch enjoying our 'high fructose corn syrup' and 'artificial flavors' when jack asked "wanna hear an awful pun?" "mm hmmm" i responded, my mouth full of soda. "i tried my first soft drink, it was _soda_licious!"
Shadow the Hedgehog: Continued Ending
A/n: i love the pun. yay pun. comment on story/vote please!!! (get's shot for bad pun.) \*dies\*
Milf's Best Friend
Yup the title's horrible i know... oh well, pun pun pun! this is a very very kinky story that i came up with that is full to the brim with naughty taboos.
Playing It Safe
He did everything in his power to avoid groaning at the annoying pun – if that wasn't the most demanding part of this job, it was definitely near the top.
Serenifi: The Video Game: Cutscene Script
(fade to black) halfway through stage 4: (cut to serenity coming upon a huge button with the words: "insert fan-related pun here" above it.) serenity: aha! (she pushes the button.
Fembengaled: The Furry First (Male Human to Female Anthro Bengal Cat TF)
If i hadn't been so freaked out, i might have rolled my eyes at that horrible 'transfurmation' pun.
Violet Enterprises: Fervent Fayah
P-punny!"
The Tower Part 12: Realm's captivity Day 1 part 4
I said "i will escort you to the training area where my sister is, pun not intended." 11:45am at the urban combat training area: i gave talessa a map of the complex and said "this place is so big and vary old it is easy to get lost."
Zara meets Octavius
A widely underappreciated, no pun intended, feature of a female that can drive some males absolutely crazy! why...you yourself have a magnificent rump! why, just look at how _plush_ and _rounded_ it is!" zara's face lit up like a christmas light.
The Bellmaker: Behind the Bushes, Part 2
Joseph sighed at the pun. rosie had quite a stretched out vagina since she gave birth to 12 babies. "we avoided one whirlpool when we were out at sea," said joseph. "i sure hope i don't fall into this one and get stuck!"