Running Afoul of OSHA

Hazmat jack, the tooney safety-wolf and company mascot emblazoned on everything that greenvalley produced, was not like a mascot costume you would find at an amusement park.

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Mascot Wanted

I'm calling about the ad you guys put in the papers for a cheetah mascot?" "yes, i'll connect you to them." ... "athletics." "hi, my name is russell freddy. i'm calling about the ad you put in the classifieds about a cheetah mascot?" "i see.

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Five Nights at Furries

The issue is, since fursuits cost a lot, they have to use old, hot, small mascot costumes in storage. "i repeat: you'll be fine as long as you're in your fursuit and walking around the hotel after hours.

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Croc Shock (GOO GATOR TFTG)

Invisible spares, fitted over your actual feet like some weird mascot costume. all you can see is water pooling at the bottom. what? you lift a foot, and when you tilt it, the water runs down. _exactly_ like an invisible mascot costume.

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Red Wine and a Teenage Goat - WritingGroupChallenge-

“morning, mascot.” finn groaned. “_mascot_?” “oh yeah,” connor smirked from the other side. “you’re ours now.”

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Relevant: Chapter 4

Relevant fun fact #4: bryce is loosely based on two mascots, tony the tiger (mascot of frosty flakes) and wolfthorn (that hunky wolf for old spice).

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Sin University: Part 3: ~School Spirit~

You don't have enough school spirit to be the mascot, but don't worry soon you will be full of it, we will see to that. right guys?"

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Team Spirit

"oh, well i was thinking we might use her as a mascot. you know, we're the andes and we can't really use a mountain as a mascot." emma spoke up as she got dressed, stuffing herself into her uniform.

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Baseball Baby: A Nick & Doug Short

"a new mascot you say?" nick pulled out his pacifier. "no way, doug. don't even think about it. i'm putting my foot down this time!" "hush, now sprout. you've earned enough spankings for one day." said doug.

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School Spirit

It was the harness from the mascot costume that was worn at the games, their two mascots wore harnesses on their outfits and pulled out a sled that normally depicted a picture of the opposing school being beaten up.

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Bubble Bride

"it's always an exciting time when we reveal the new bubble bride design and have to raffle a new permanent mascot." a new mascot? permanent? "wait. there's been a mistake!" nick gasped, but the two buff gentleman both grabbed an arm.

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