Plankton the Destroyer vs Super Mecha Karen 2

Krabs, and squidward hop out the back door, floating down with his specialty spatula. “oh wow! plankton’s as big as david hasselhoff!” spongebob quips. “come on, me boy,” mr. krabs says, clinging to spongebob.

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The Meek Shall Inherit, Chapter 1

He shrugged and then chuckled when his father was hit with the spatula. "it's your son's birthday, and all you can say is good morning?! honestly gregory, such a terrible thing to do!"

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Chapter 1

So long as you use condoms-" alex turns towards the pair of comedians at the table and points his spatula at jack. "eat your damn breakfast, old man!" jack munches on his bread while alex finishes up the bacon and eggs.

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Dragon In The Suburbs.

spatula. hold properly. one paw. “alys, you’re on the front of house.” i looked around and managed not to whack tom with my wing. “i’m here.” a young human, gold-haired, with an odd air of authority flitting about him.

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An Unexpected Surprise

I could have hit you with this" he said brandishing a spatula. seeing his unorthadox weapon i fell to the ground laughing. "get up you big lug" vincent giggled finally seeing the funny side of it.

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Cleaned Out [Sketch]

So naturally she had reached down, slid her fingers between where her sack stuck to her thigh like a spatula, let the gathered slickness smear across her, and then sniffed at it.

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Slavery Legalized - Chapter 5: Pancakes and Punishment

He ended up burning his paw once, since none of the spatulas were big enough to use. he nursed the burned appendage in his mouth while he decided to chop it up a little to make it easier to flip over.

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Such Great Widths [Gift]

The corgi pointed the spatula towards her; a glob of rice plopped down to the tile floor. she frowned. "fuck. i'll get that." "_emily._" when she looked up again, sanka had her arms extended and both paws together.

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The Observer Effect - Act 1 Part 1

Marco tilted the pan, guiding the liquid toward the edges with the spatula. the yellow sea shifted. the spatula defended the border. civilization rose from chaos. soon, the liquid became solid. peace returned to the kingdom!

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A Fox Behind Bars part 30

The ferret clinked his spatula against the pan of hashbrowns, his neck tensing with sinewy tendons. "and i'm just fuckin' saying, i don't know if the goddamn potatoes are organic." "could you check the box? it might say on the box."

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“Grandma, there’s a wolf here for dinner…” Part 4

Turning left and right i struggled to find out what the hell it was as i watched the spatula flip the last of the pancakes on to the plates that were beside the stove.

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Chapter 1: Even if it Kills Me.

He then heard his mother growl as she wielded a spatula in his direction. "what are you doing, wyler?" she said, tears almost forming in her eyes. "what happened to the kid me and that drunken buffoon raised, huh?

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