Give Me Your Fucking Shit!

That blackfish tuna the gator gave me was beginning to work, and i seriously needed to take a dump. "oh god, there we go. shit, that tuna does work wonders on my bowels." i said, fidgeting and wobbling my knees.

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Roleplaying Games

"i bet it's tuna today, though," she said, wrinkling her muzzle into a snarl. "i hate tuna." "you can always get a grilled cheese or a salad, you know." "can still smell it everywhere. it's gross." "well, i like tuna.

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Chuck the Cuck 1

Throwing a can of tuna on to the counter as well, he suggested, "why don't you make some tuna on toast for yourself?"

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My day as a loli

Would you like some tuna?" that was when i could smell it, a faint smell of a peppermint was lingering in the air... no, no it wasn't peppermint. it was in fact catmint.

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The Silver Circle, excerpt

She left the room-temperature tuna in the microwave and walked back to the closed patio door, turning out the light on the deck on her way.

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Java Beans

He scoffed as he lifted up a part of a tuna salad sandwich that someone had dropped onto the window sill next to the table and said, "can you believe this crap?

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Scenes from Greenclaw University: That One Roommate

You ate the last of my tuna. confess your sin!" "...confess my sin? are you high?" adam asked, utterly confused. wesley blinked one eye slowly, and the other eye did the same a few seconds later. he released adam from the headlock.

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Introductions

"fresh tuna!!" "lobster here! as red as a strawberry!"

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I Got A Bite

Struggled to keep him from diving any further but it was like trying to lift a boulder from the bottom of the ocean as he kept diving down after several pumps of the reel, then at last he gave up as i pulled him from the murky depths and saw a two-hundred pound tuna

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A Cat and Cat Game

I had never considered it a possibility that leila wouldn't like tuna, as i myself enjoyed it greatly.

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So close Yet So far - Page 1

"thank you....thank you.... and hmm... tuna please." he smiled softly. -ryu- i watched the small black cat furry bound off into the kitchen, his little nose was so cute i could kiss it all day.

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