How It Goes - Part 12

"sounds pretentious." "oh, he will moan if you don't call him that. his name's actually marmaduke." scott snorts, which quickly turns into a cough as he sprays soda from his nose over the table.

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The Predators of Rome: Chapter Three

Shari was pleased, in fact turned on to see this pretentious mongoose in his element with his women. gio grinned as he watched her watching him, as he began to nuzzle her smooth feminine neck. 

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Krystals Orgy extravaganza or... Encounter with a frog named slippy

Frankly i don't know how she puts up with that pretentious ass of a fox she works with." "the answer to that is very simple." jenny grinned. "she simply cut him off at the source and he leaves her alone." felix simply grinned.

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The Pointless Adventures of Baphor Meht and a Slut.

Poignant sounding phrases and after you read them you're like "wow, i would never have thought that about a trash can" and you fail to realize that of course you would never have thought that about a trash can, because it is a fucking trash can and not, as the pretentious

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One of a kind: chapter 7

I figured we can skip this pretentious dinner, get some hot bagels on the way, and enjoy the winter with a few rounds of skating." axel trailed off his words.

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Nala's Venture: Uzuri's Tour

Then the lioness paused, looking back, "i'm sorry, i must sound pretentious talking about food like this when you obviously haven't had enough." "it's alright." said nala who had been thinking exactly the same thing.

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Insert Heroics Here - Chapter 2

The fox glared at morrigan before saying: "no, i don't have the time to waste on you pretentious priests and mages."

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Judging By The Cover

The canine didn't try to be poetic, hoping that his rumbling didn't become too pretentious. it was just something it suddenly came to his mind. "ying and yang? that's what you're saying?"

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4 - Contemplations on Divinity [Incomplete]

Martifia held up well, answering politely to the ghost's biased questions and pretentious tone, although it was clear to darzarath that the spirit's attitude was wearing thin on the woman's patience. "one last question, miss martifia."

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[Commission] Thievery: The Ruins of Expansion; or the criminal teacher and her flaming butt

How pretentious could he get? in any case, she had found it. the lesson plan. a piece of paper, apparently powerful enough to distinguish between good, proper teachers and medieval hasbeens. the plan went smoother than expected.

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Problem Solving

He rarely spoke to them anymore, but they were the reason for his (what he considered) overly pretentious name. he preferred most students to address him as 'theo", since his middle name was theodore, and he disliked that too.

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Of Fathers and Their Sons

Roland had gone on and on about how he had made a male out of this pretentious pup back in school; apparently fucked him while he made the wolf fuck his own little brother.

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