In Case of Reuniting
"look would drill you over that" wes said, and the three cackled over the pun. "but seriously, where is he?" cedric asked. "ssad pride wasn't really his thing" kieran shook his head, "he's gonna meet us after when we go to get burgers.
Who Can Tell
I can measure you in the seconds of a hug and count you by the little shapes on my valentines card, or by the laughing breaths after my best pun. and who even are you? an ugly, four-letter syllable that no one wants to hear.
haven history, well, most of it
Some time later, a vampire by the name of clair undertones, (i know, its a bad pun, but thats the name she chose) came across it on the run from a set of hunters, she escaped in the catacombs beneath the church and began to look around after the hunters
Not All Otters Like Christmas
"just one rule," kane looked up and placed a webbed paw on rhys's chest, "no santa puns." "aw, c'mon," rhys pouted, "don't you wanna help me deliver this big packa-" "i mean it."
Thirteen Tales From Another World: Seventh Tale
"and immediately made a pun about cages." baphy grinned. "hearing that and taking one look at you was all i needed in order to know you belonged with us.
Chapter 2: The Cash Miltank Case
As the inside joke in the title may suggest, i am very punny, and we finally get a look at the case. a little comic relief before we get to the mystery stuff, which begins on the next chapter.
We'll Improvise
Now _i'm_ making puns!"
Orientation Day
pun intended.
Furfood
"and that pun was awful, too," i said. "ah, don't lie - you loved it." rupert beamed. "i love puns." "i just... don't understand," i said. "sounds like you need to let go," rupert repeated for the third time.
Sneak Preview: Chapter One
"i do believe i am the deer friend here," he retorted, denise rolling her eyes at the horrendous pun, "and i am going on date for your information." he sniffed with mock injury, tucking his wallet away into his back pocket.
Sheepish (Pundamentals 2)
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Kandi Popp
Kandi is a sweet - pun not intended - **lioness cub** who often mewls. she acts demure, cute, stubborn, kindly, friendly, benevolent & shy. she stutters a lot and trips over words, trying to find the right way to explain herself.