Threshold|Strangelands, pt. 1
**"let's see here... so he's not just a stoner but he's also a high school dropout, autistic with a history of depression and schi-_urrrp_-zophrenia, just got fired from his job as a custodial engineer, homeless and eating garbage out of dumpsters, never dated
Sloshy Rudder
"they're all stoners, anyway, they're not...awake...hahah..." she kicked the door shut and put the keys onto an empty fruit bowl on the kitchen counter.
A Students Lust
There are the stoners, the gamers, and the preps but i was only interesting in helping the nerds. simple because they are the only ones who care about what happens in this class. my prized student was celia.
Ocea Depths part 30.5
If his parents weren't paying for everything he'd be homeless on the street or crashing in one of his other stoner buddies basement ruining his life. he was blaiming everything on everyone else.
Patient Privilege
He slowly put a paw out to brush the wolf's chest, thinking it was time to get the clothes off this young hunky stoner. jeffery nodded without a word, just a blank wide-eyed expression. "good. listen closely to your doctor. listen closely to me.
Pushes and Pulls
And he'd be damned if his otter was dismissed just over being a stoner!
From Heaven, or Near It: Part 2 (Book 1)
I'm no stoner." oliver bent and picked up jeff's pack and unzipped it. he reached inside and pulled out a shoddily constructed apple-bong and raised his eyebrows.
The Snakening
Jalopy the stoner is also a master computer hacker. cue ridiculous 80s hacking scene.! jalopy finds the file containing the biology test but there is no printer.
Cannabis Canines
"no, i haven't some of the stoner mexicans offer it to me but i've never smoked it..." he replied knowing i smoked it often to ease my crooked spine from pain. "what if i told you i had some with me, some that i know will work very well.
She's Such a Tease - Harmless Experimentation Pt. 2
I have a stoner boner and it wont go away." "me too. we should turn this off and say this never happened." ryan hit the pause button on the remote. "as long as we're gonna say nothing happened... college is a time to experiment right?"
ch4 solutions
While my dad is a hard working stoner that smokes pot every day and is a good dad that listens." "your dad and mom both do drugs?" "yeah?" "and by the looks of it you don't like your mom at all. why is that?
Digital Get Down
A commision by anon that requested a human/ renamon fic with chocolate and stoner food.