The Ghost of Caesar- C2: The Long 15 and Longer Nights

The dachshund was perched atop the mound of assorted gear and goods guiding the wagons course. i followed behind the wagon, remy a few paces further back, with bill and max holding the rear.

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Loser

The red furred coywolf thought nothing of entering the men's toilet and shoving her way past a surprised looking dachshund on her way in. she could hear mark sniffling in the end stall and made her way over to gently knock on the door.

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Sibirskaia: The Finale

He'd watched the glee he took in destroying others, whether they deserved it or not... ...and, today, the squirrel would take that same glee in watching the dachshund's downfall.

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Perspective Changes Can Be Good For Your Health!

What mattered was the end result, watching the otter scramble to put them on like a dachshund tossed into a treat factory. that almost made lee finish on the spot.

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The Hunters

I hadn't even the chance to get my meal out after sitting down before an overweight dachshund came storming down the street, bright yellow t-shirt reading 'evolution, it's us or them!' in block caps.

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A Lost Bet

Like were they trying to make fun of the dachshund stereotype?) i've ever had on the second floor right outside the gametopia store, and i could smell it already. apparently hilda, the owner and only worker, made them from scratch.

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Sibling Rivalry: A weirdly depressing few days in the life of...

She decided it was actually modeled after a young dachshund's penis. he was a runt in his litter, but out of all his brothers he had the biggest dick.

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Mending The Soul

, the dachshund gasped, feigning outrage as he dramatically placed his stubby paws on his chest in emphasis, "how about we go out for dinner tonight and i show you afterwards, eh?"

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Chapter 19: Cleaning Up Messes

"they're dogs: a sheltie, a dachshund, and a labrador." ellie noticed jason flinch at the mention of the lab. "all of your friends are dogs?" rosa nodded. i guess that explains her questions.

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The New Breed, Chapter 5 - Meanwhile, Back at the Farm

Screwing her partner, a married dachshund, after spending 58 hours without sleep on a stakeout with him. did she feel guilty about that? yes. did she regret it? yes. would she do it again? how the hell would she know?

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The Raptor Diaries: Talk to Me

"penguin raptor is to pysurshi as weiner dog is to dachshund. same thing. i don't care for it," his tone continued. "shows what i know..." i trailed off as i crossed my arms.

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Mother of All

M: yeah, nah, when i look i see a dachshund. e: seriously? m: yup. through the monitor and everything. it only works live, though-- if you try to look at a recording, it's just kind of a blur. e: freaky. well...

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